Forum of Lies 30 - Night 5 (5/18) The Demon and Inquisitor win!

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

after you go through that v

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quote it

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Anyway this is a waste of time

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gdi light i should’ve seen that coming
Anyways, have you finished reading the thread now Mist?

Also, before I forget

Fuck I think shift+enter automatically sends posts, that’s interesting

anyway

Cl can kill while brainwashing was the point ¬_¬

I’ve been busy so no, was hanging out with friends

I don’t know when I’ll get a chance to do so but I’ll try to keep up with thread in the interim

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Eradicate only kills one person now, not two so maybe that’s it?

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It’s alright, I was just curious lol.

Yeah just read the class card thats what I did while checking if converters had occ immunity

Oh, it turns out they do, well the CL to an extent.

idk.

why are you asking me, I’ve only skimmed the thread and not read yet, I can’t make reads or they’re going to be horribly bad.

imma do a you.

/vote Wazza

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Seriously? Surely there are better ways of resolving your slot than self voting.

…you literally had the entire night to read the thread.

it’s a joke

oh no no I’ve read D1.

I meant D2.

Conclusions from that?

Accused Voters Vote Count
an_gorta_pratai PokemonKidRyan, Paradox, ATNoName 3/9
Mistyx RuneScimitar 1/9
eevee Light 1/9
SirDerpsALot Surge, Soulshade55r, Insanity, RuneScimitar, CRichard 5/9
ATNoName SirDerpsALot 1/9
Wazza Wazza 1/9
Not Voting eevee, an_gorta_pratai, Magnus, Whysper, Mistyx 5

pls ping me if i missed any votes

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@Napoleon my vote is on Derps.

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I’d like to post it but I’m playing some Among Us with the boys still.

Conclusions though:

I suspect 3 players and that’s all I’ll say rn peace.