/stand back
/drop the knives
The knife clatters to the flour
knives*, plural
I pick them up and use them to climb
Knives is the best girl, you can’t have plural of the best girl!
(Scott Pilgrim reference)
God, I injured my hand while being chased by a dog irl…
/climb up using the knaifu with Orange
is it a cheesy knaifu
3DT_CheesyWaifu?
yes
(Man the evil me wants me to do the most evil thing ever)
Kill them all
(I really can over here and the evil me wants to do it so badly)
tfw we need to prod the host
Tobin Bell’s voice comes out of a nearby Billy the Puppet.
“Orangeandblack5, I want to play a game. Before you, you see a small button labeled “prod the host”. But be warned, because as you will soon find out, every door does not lead to success. Do you want to take the first step and press the button, or will you take the path of most resistance and find out what happens when you don’t? The choice is yours.”
Transcend into god and kill everyone and win the game
The fact that the first and only time “The choice is yours” was said was on my post 536 shitpost disappoints me tbh.