the snake pokes the girl with the ball stuck in his mouth
The girl looks down and screams
Throwing her handbag at the snake
And running into a locker and knocking herself unconious.
Upon looking down the snake slithered out
The bag knocked the ball out of its mouth.
the snake happily slithers around
The ball is flat as a pancake
the snake happily wraps around purpley’s leg
(i’ll go sleep now, have a great match of fourmball, wich is the main purpose of this thread)
Picks up the sleeping curled up ball of loveliness and places him in the girls locker for when she wakes up.
Tee
Hee
Hee
(nevermind, not feeling sleepy. i’ll stay for an hour more)
you start to hear screams coming from the locker
(the snake is in a locker, FYI)
abruptly enters crushing snake underfoot
Oi this is full now why aren’t we starting?
Hippo destroys everything
i think they need you, nozbug
#All of you shut the fuck up.
#Mod plz lock thread for now.
no~~
nuuuuuuuuu
#Then shut the fuck up.
Ummmm, are you looking for a replacement or something?
No roles are being sent tomorrow I think
#Yes we are looking for back ups. I just woke up. I need to update the thing
Me likey