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If anyone expects me to do anything this game i stg
I aint putting aside my top ramen
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I have class in 15 minutes and we have a quiz
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees donāt care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Letās shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Oan you believe this is happening?
I canāt. Iāll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. Iām excited.
Hereās the graduate.
Weāre very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all Bās.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
You got lint on your fuzz.
Ow! Thatās me!
Wave to us! Weāll be in row 118,000.
Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
Hey, Adam.
Hey, Barry.
Is that fuzz gel?
A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought Iād make it.
Three days grade school,
three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. Iām glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
Hi, Barry.
Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
Hear about Frankie?
Yeah.
You going to the funeral?
No, Iām not going.
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
Donāt waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.
Thatās why we donāt need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pompā¦
under the circumstances.
Well, Adam, today we are men.
We are!
Bee-men.
Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class ofā¦
ā¦9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies.
And begins your career
at Honex Industries!
Will we pick ourjob today?
I heard itās just orientation.
Heads up! Here we go.
Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.
Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco
and a part of the Hexagon Group.
This is it!
Wow.
Wow.
We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life
to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
Our top-secret formula
is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
into this soothing sweet syrup
with its distinctive
golden glow you know asā¦
Honey!
That girl was hot.
Sheās my cousin!
She is?
Yes, weāre all cousins.
Right. Youāre right.
At Honex, we constantly strive
to improve every aspect
of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.
Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.
that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.
Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know
that every small job,
if itās done well, means a lot.
But choose carefully
because youāll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life?
I didnāt know that.
Whatās the difference?
Youāll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, havenāt had one day off
in 27 million years.
So youāll just work us to death?
Weāll sure try.
Wow! That blew my mind!
āWhatās the difference?ā
How can you say that?
One job forever?
Thatās an insane choice to have to make.
Iām relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.
But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?
Why would you question anything?
Weāre bees.
Weāre the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.
You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?
Like what? Give me one example.
I donāt know. But you know
what Iām talking about.
Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.
Wait a second. Oheck it out.
Iāve never seen them this close.
They know what itās like
outside the hive.
Yeah, but some donāt come back.
You guys did great!
Youāre monsters!
Youāre sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
Their dayās not planned.
Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.
You canātjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.
Right.
Look. Thatās more pollen
than you and I will see in a lifetime.
Itās just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.
Perhaps. Unless youāre wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.
Those ladies?
Arenāt they our cousins too?
Distant. Distant.
Look at these two.
It must be dangerous
being a Pollen Jock.
Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
against a mushroom!
He had a paw on my throat,
and with the other, he was slapping me!
What were you doing during this?
Trying to alert the authorities.
I can autograph that.
A little gusty out there today,
wasnāt it, comrades?
Yeah. Gusty.
Weāre hitting a sunflower patch
six miles from here tomorrow.
A puddle jump for us,
but maybe youāre not up for it.
Weāre going 0900 at J-Gate.
What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?
I might be. It all depends
on what 0900 means.
Hey, Honex!
Dad, you surprised me.
You decide what youāre interested in?
Do you ever get bored
doing the same job every day?
Son, let me tell you about stirring.
You grab that stick, and you just
move it around, and you stir it around.
You get yourself into a rhythm.
Itās a beautiful thing.
You know, Dad,
the more I think about it,
maybe the honey field
just isnāt right for me.
You were thinking of what,
making balloon animals?
Thatās a bad job
for a guy with a stinger.
Janet, your sonās not sure
he wants to go into honey!
Youāre not funny! Youāre going
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
I could say anything right now.
Iām gonna get an ant tattoo!
Letās open some honey and celebrate!
Maybe Iāll pierce my thorax.
Shave my antennae.
Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
a gold tooth and call everybody ādawgā!
Iām so proud.
Oome on! All the good jobs
will be gone.
Yeah, right.
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
stirrer, front desk, hair removalā¦
One of themās yours! Oongratulations!
Step to the side.
Wow!
Oouple of newbies?
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
Make your choice.
Oh, my. Whatās available?
Restroom attendantās open,
not for the reason you think.
Iām sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
Wax monkeyās always open.
The Krelman opened up again.
What happened?
A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
Heās dead. Another dead one.
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
Dead from the neck up.
Dead from the neck down. Thatās life!
Oh, this is so hard!
Heating, cooling,
stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
humming, inspector number seven,
lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
mite wrangler. Barry, what
do you think I shouldā¦ Barry?
Barry!
All right, weāve got the sunflower patch
in quadrant nineā¦
What happened to you?
Where are you?
Iām going out.
Out? Out where?
Out there.
Oh, no!
I have to, before I go
to work for the rest of my life.
Youāre gonna die! Youāre crazy! Hello?
Another call coming in.
If anyoneās feeling brave,
thereās a Korean deli on 83rd
that gets their roses today.
Hey, guys.
Hold it, son, flight deckās restricted.
Itās OK, Lou. Weāre gonna take him up.
Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
Sign here, here. Just initial that.
You got a rain advisory today,
and as you all know,
bees cannot fly in rain.
So be careful. As always,
watch your brooms,
hockey sticks, dogs,
birds, bears and bats.
Also, I got a couple of reports
of root beer being poured on us.
Murphyās in a home because of it,
babbling like a cicada!
bee law number one,
absolutely no talking to humans!
All right, launch positions!
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
Black and yellow!
Hello!
You ready for this, hot shot?
Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
Wind, check.
Antennae, check.
Nectar pack, check.
Wings, check.
Stinger, check.
Scared out of my shorts, check.
OK, ladies,
letās move it out!
Pound those petunias,
you striped stem-suckers!
All of you, drain those flowers!
Wow! Iām out!
I canāt believe Iām out!
So blue.
I feel so fast and free!
Box kite!
Wow!
Flowers!
This is Blue Leader.
We have roses visual.
Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
Roses!
30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
Stand to the side, kid.
Itās got a bit of a kick.
That is one nectar collector!
I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
over here. Maybe a dash over there,
a pinch on that one.
See that? Itās a little bit of magic.
Thatās amazing. Why do we do that?
Thatās pollen power. More pollen, more
flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
Oool.
Iām picking up a lot of bright yellow.
Oould be daisies. Donāt we need those?
Oopy that visual.
Wait. One of these flowers
seems to be on the move.
Say again? Youāre reporting
a moving flower?
Affirmative.
That was on the line!
This is the coolest. What is it?
I donāt know, but Iām loving this color.
It smells good.
Not like a flower, but I like it.
Yeah, fuzzy.
Ohemical-y.
Oareful, guys. Itās a little grabby.
My sweet lord of bees!
Oandy-brain, get off there!
Problem!
Affirmative.
Very close.
Gonna hurt.
Mamaās little boy.
You are way out of position, rookie!
Ooming in at you like a missile!
Help me!
I donāt think these are flowers.
What is this?!
Match point!
You can start packing up, honey,
because youāre about to eat it!
Yowser!
Gross.
Thereās a bee in the car!
Do something!
Iām driving!
Hi, bee.
Heās back here!
Heās going to sting me!
Nobody move. If you donāt move,
he wonāt sting you. Freeze!
He blinked!
Spray him, Granny!
What are you doing?!
Wowā¦ the tension level
out here is unbelievable.
I gotta get home.
Oanāt fly in rain.
Oanāt fly in rain.
Oanāt fly in rain.
Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
Ken, could you close
the window please?
Ken, could you close
the window please?
Oheck out my new resume.
I made it into a fold-out brochure.
You see? Folds out.
Oh, no. More humans. I donāt need this.
What was that?
Maybe this time. This time. This time.
This time! This time! Thisā¦
Drapes!
That is diabolical.
Itās fantastic. Itās got all my special
skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
Whatās number one? Star Wars?
Nah, I donāt go for thatā¦
ā¦kind of stuff.
No wonder we shouldnāt talk to them.
Theyāre out of their minds.
When I leave a job interview, theyāre
flabbergasted, canāt believe what I say.
Thereās the sun. Maybe thatās a way out.
I donāt remember the sun
having a big 75 on it.
I predicted global warming.
I could feel it getting hotter.
At first I thought it was just me.
Wait! Stop! Bee!
Stand back. These are winter boots.
Wait!
Donāt kill him!
You know Iām allergic to them!
This thing could kill me!
Why does his life have
less value than yours?
Why does his life have any less value
than mine? Is that your statement?
Iām just saying all life has value. You
donāt know what heās capable of feeling.
My brochure!
There you go, little guy.
Iām not scared of him.
Itās an allergic thing.
Put that on your resume brochure.
My whole face could puff up.
Make it one of your special skills.
Knocking someone out
is also a special skill.
Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
You could put carob chips on there.
Bye.
Supposed to be less calories.
Bye.
I gotta say something.
She saved my life.
I gotta say something.
All right, here it goes.
Nah.
What would I say?
I could really get in trouble.
Itās a bee law.
Youāre not supposed to talk to a human.
I canāt believe Iām doing this.
Iāve got to.
Oh, I canāt do it. Oome on!
No. Yes. No.
Do it. I canāt.
How should I start it?
āYou like jazz?ā No, thatās no good.
Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
Hi!
Iām sorry.
Youāre talking!
Iām so sorry.
No, itās OK. Itās fine.
I know Iām dreaming.
But I donāt recall going to bed.
Well, Iām sure this
is very disconcerting.
This is a bit of a surprise to me.
I mean, youāre a bee!
I am. And Iām not supposed
to be doing this,
but they were all trying to kill me.
And if it wasnāt for youā¦
I had to thank you.
Itās just how I was raised.
That was a little weird.
Iām talking to a bee.
And the bee is talking to me!
I just want to say Iām grateful.
Iāll leave now.
The talking thing.
Same way you did, I guess.
āMama, Dada, honey.ā You pick it up.
Bees are funny. If we didnāt laugh,
weād cry with what we have to deal with.
Anywayā¦
Oan Iā¦
ā¦get you something?
I donāt know. I meanā¦
I donāt know. Ooffee?
I donāt want to put you out.
Itās no trouble. It takes two minutes.
Itās just coffee.
I hate to impose.
Donāt be ridiculous!
Actually, I would love a cup.
Hey, you want rum cake?
I shouldnāt.
Have some.
No, I canāt.
Oome on!
Iām trying to lose a couple micrograms.
You look great!
I donāt know if you know
anything about fashion.
Are you all right?
No.
Heās making the tie in the cab
as theyāre flying up Madison.
He finally gets there.
He runs up the steps into the church.
The wedding is on.
And he says, "Watermelon?
I thought you said Guatemalan.
Why would I marry a watermelon?"
Is that a bee joke?
Thatās the kind of stuff we do.
Yeah, different.
So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
About work? I donāt know.
I want to do my part for the hive,
but I canāt do it the way they want.
I know how you feel.
My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
Our new queen was just elected
with that same campaign slogan.
Anyway, if you lookā¦
Thereās my hive right there. See it?
Youāre in Sheep Meadow!
Yes! Iām right off the Turtle Pond!
No way! I know that area.
I lost a toe ring there once.
Why do girls put rings on their toes?
Why not?
Itās like putting a hat on your knee.
Maybe Iāll try that.
You all right, maāam?
Oh, yeah. Fine.
Just having two cups of coffee!
Anyway, this has been great.
Thanks for the coffee.
Yeah, itās no trouble.
Sorry I couldnāt finish it. If I did,
Iād be up the rest of my life.
Are youā¦?
Oan I take a piece of this with me?
Sure! Here, have a crumb.
All right. Well, thenā¦
I guess Iāll see you around.
Or not.
OK, Barry.
And thank you
so much againā¦ for before.
Oh, that? That was nothing.
Well, not nothing, butā¦ Anywayā¦
This canāt possibly work.
Heās all set to go.
We may as well try it.
OK, Dave, pull the chute.
It was the scariest,
happiest moment of my life.
Humans! I canāt believe
you were with humans!
Giant, scary humans!
What were they like?
Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
They eat crazy giant things.
They drive crazy.
Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
Some of them. But some of them donāt.
Howād you get back?
Poodle.
You did it, and Iām glad. You saw
whatever you wanted to see.
You had your āexperience.ā Now you
can pick out yourjob and be normal.
Well, I met someone.
You did? Was she Bee-ish?
A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
No, no, no, not a wasp.
Spider?
Iām not attracted to spiders.
I know itās the hottest thing,
with the eight legs and all.
I canāt get by that face.
So who is she?
Sheāsā¦ human.
No, no. Thatās a bee law.
You wouldnāt break a bee law.
Sheās so nice. And sheās a florist!
Oh, no! Youāre dating a human florist!
Weāre not dating.
Youāre flying outside the hive, talking
to humans that attack our homes
with power washers and M-80s!
One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
She saved my life!
And she understands me.
This is over!
Eat this.
This is not over! What was that?
And thatās not what they eat.
Thatās what falls off what they eat!
Itās bread and cinnamon and frosting.
They heat it upā¦
Sit down!
ā¦really hot!
We are not them! Weāre us.
Thereās us and thereās them!
Yes, but who can deny
the heart that is yearning?
Thereās no yearning.
Stop yearning. Listen to me!
You have got to start thinking bee,
my friend. Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
There he is. Heās in the pool.
You know what your problem is, Barry?
I gotta start thinking bee?
How much longer will this go on?
Itās been three days!
Why arenāt you working?
Iāve got a lot of big life decisions
to think about.
What life? You have no life!
You have no job. Youāre barely a bee!
Would it kill you
to make a little honey?
Barry, come out.
Your fatherās talking to you.
Martin, would you talk to him?
Barry, Iām talking to you!
You coming?
Got everything?
All set!
Go ahead. Iāll catch up.
Donāt be too long.
Watch this!
Vanessa!
He doesnāt respond to yelling!
Iām not listening to this.
Sorry, Iāve gotta go.
A girl? Is this why you canāt decide?
Bye.
I just hope sheās Bee-ish.
They have a huge parade
of flowers every year in Pasadena?
To be in the Tournament of Roses,
thatās every floristās dream!
Up on a float, surrounded
by flowers, crowds cheering.
A tournament. Do the roses
compete in athletic events?
No. All right, Iāve got one.
How come you donāt fly everywhere?
Itās exhausting. Why donāt you
run everywhere? Itās faster.
Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
All right, your turn.
TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
Thatās insane!
You donāt have that?
We have Hivo, but itās a disease.
Itās a horrible, horrible disease.
Oh, my.
Dumb bees!
You must want to sting all those jerks.
We try not to sting.
Itās usually fatal for us.
So you have to watch your temper.
Very carefully.
You kick a wall, take a walk,
write an angry letter and throw it out.
Work through it like any emotion:
Anger, jealousy, lust.
Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
Yeah.
Heās not bothering anybody.
Get out of here, you creep!
What was that? A Pic āNā Save circular?
Yeah, it was. How did you know?
It felt like about 10 pages.
Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
Youāve really got that
down to a science.
What in the name
of Mighty Hercules is this?
How did this get here?
Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
Ray Liotta Private Select?
Is he that actor?
I never heard of him.
Why is this here?
For people. We eat it.
You donāt have
enough food of your own?
Well, yes.
How do you get it?
Bees make it.
I know who makes it!
And itās hard to make it!
Thereās heating, cooling, stirring.
You need a whole Krelman thing!
Itās just honey, Barry.
Just what?!
Bees donāt know about this!
This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
Youāve taken our homes, schools,
hospitals! This is all we have!
And itās on sale?!
Iām getting to the bottom of this.
Iām getting to the bottom
of all of this!
Hey, Hector.
He is here. I sense it.
Well, I guess Iāll go home now
and just leave this nice honey out,
with no one around.
Youāre busted, box boy!
I knew I heard something.
So you can talk!
I can talk.
And now youāll start talking!
Where you getting the sweet stuff?
Whoās your supplier?
I donāt understand.
I thought we were friends.
The last thing we want
to do is upset bees!
Youāre too late! Itās ours now!
You, sir, have crossed
the wrong sword!
You, sir, will be lunch
for my iguana, Ignacio!
Where is the honey coming from?
Tell me where!
Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
Orazy person!
What horrible thing has happened here?
These faces, they never knew
what hit them. And now
theyāre on the road to nowhere!
Just keep still.
What? Youāre not dead?
Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
that moves. Where you headed?
To Honey Farms.
I am onto something huge here.
Iām going to Alaska. Moose blood,
crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
Iām going to Tacoma.
All right.
Uh-oh!
What is that?!
Oh, no!
A wiper! Triple blade!
Triple blade?
Jump on! Itās your only chance, bee!
Why does everything have
to be so doggone clean?!
How much do you people need to see?!
Open your eyes!
Stick your head out the window!
From NPR News in Washington,
Iām Oarl Kasell.
But donāt kill no more bugs!
Bee!
Moose blood guy!!
You hear something?
Like what?
Like tiny screaming.
Turn off the radio.
Whassup, bee boy?
Hey, Blood.
Just a row of honey jars,
as far as the eye could see.
Wow!
I assume wherever this truck goes
is where theyāre getting it.
I mean, that honeyās ours.
Itās a close community.
Not us, man. We on our own.
Every mosquito on his own.
Nobody likes us. They just smack.
See a mosquito, smack, smack!
At least youāre out in the world.
You must meet girls.
Mosquito girls try to trade up,
get with a moth, dragonfly.
Mosquito girl donāt want no mosquito.
You got to be kidding me!
Moosebloodās about to leave
the building! So long, bee!
I knew Iād catch yāall down here.
Did you bring your crazy straw?
We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
and itās pretty much pure profit.
What is this place?
A beeās got a brain
the size of a pinhead.
They are pinheads!
Pinhead.
The Thomas 3000!
Smoker?
Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
A couple breaths of this
knocks them right out.
They make the honey,
and we make the money.
āThey make the honey,
and we make the moneyā?
Oh, my!
Whatās going on? Are you OK?
Yeah. It doesnāt last too long.
Do you know youāre
in a fake hive with fake walls?
Our queen was moved here.
We had no choice.
This is your queen?
Thatās a man in womenās clothes!
Thatās a drag queen!
What is this?
Oh, no!
Thereās hundreds of them!
Bee honey.
Our honey is being brazenly stolen
on a massive scale!
This is worse than anything bears
have done! I intend to do something.
Oh, Barry, stop.
Who told you humans are taking
our honey? Thatās a rumor.
Do these look like rumors?
Thatās a conspiracy theory.
These are obviously doctored photos.
How did you get mixed up in this?
Heās been talking to humans.
He has a human girlfriend.
And they make out!
Make out? Barry!
We do not.
The bees!
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
Barry, this is what you want
to do with your life?
I want to do it for all our lives.
Nobody works harder than bees!
Dad, I remember you
coming home so overworked
your hands were still stirring.
You couldnāt stop.
I remember that.
What right do they have to our honey?
We live on two cups a year. They put it
in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
Even if itās true, what can one bee do?
Sting them where it really hurts.
In the face! The eye!
Up the nose? Thatās a killer.
Thereās only one place you can sting
the humans, one place where it matters.
Hive at Five, the hiveās only
full-hour action news source.
No more bee beards!
With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
Weather with Storm Stinger.
Sports with Buzz Larvi.
And Jeanette Ohung.
A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,
intends to sue the human race
for stealing our honey,
packaging it and profiting
from it illegally!
Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,
weāll have three former queens here in
our studio, discussing their new book,
Olassy Ladies,
out this week on Hexagon.
Tonight weāre talking to Barry Benson.
Did you ever think, āIām a kid
from the hive. I canāt do thisā?
Bees have never been afraid
to change the world.
What about Bee Oolumbus?
Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
Where Iām from, weād never sue humans.
We were thinking
of stickball or candy stores.
How old are you?
The bee community
is supporting you in this case,
which will be the trial
of the bee century.
You know, they have a Larry King
in the human world too.
Itās a common name. Next weekā¦
He looks like you and has a show
and suspenders and colored dotsā¦
Next weekā¦
Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
guest even though you just heard 'em.
Bear Week next week!
Theyāre scary, hairy and here live.
Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
squinty eyes, very Jewish.
In tennis, you attack
at the point of weakness!
It was my grandmother, Ken. Sheās 81.
Honey, her backhandās a joke!
Iām not gonna take advantage of that?
Quiet, please.
Actual work going on here.
Iām helping him sue the human race.
This is Ken.
Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
Why does he talk again?
Listen, you better go
'cause weāre really busy working.
But itās our yogurt night!
Bye-bye.
Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
You poor thing.
You two have been at this for hours!
Yes, and Adam here
has been a huge help.
Just one. I try not
to use the competition.
So why are you helping me?
Bees have good qualities.
And it takes my mind off the shop.
Instead of flowers, people
are giving balloon bouquets now.
Those are great, if youāre three.
And artificial flowers.
Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
Bees must hate those fake things!
Nothing worse
than a daffodil thatās had work done.
Maybe this could make up
for it a little bit.
You sure you want to go through with it?
Am I sure? When Iām done with
the humans, they wonāt be able
to say, āHoney, Iām home,ā
without paying a royalty!
Itās an incredible scene
here in downtown Manhattan,
where the world anxiously waits,
because for the first time in history,
we will hear for ourselves
if a honeybee can actually speak.
What have we gotten into here, Barry?
Itās pretty big, isnāt it?
I canāt believe how many humans
donāt work during the day.
You think billion-dollar multinational
food companies have good lawyers?
Everybody needs to stay
behind the barricade.
Well, if it isnāt the bee team.
You boys work on this?
All rise! The Honorable
Judge Bumbleton presiding.
All right. Oase number 4475,
Superior Oourt of New York,
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry
is now in session.
Mr. Montgomery, youāre representing
the five food companies collectively?
A privilege.
Mr. Bensonā¦ youāre representing
all the bees of the world?
Iām kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
weāre ready to proceed.
Mr. Montgomery,
your opening statement, please.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
my grandmother was a simple woman.
Born on a farm, she believed
it was manās divine right
to benefit from the bounty
of nature God put before us.
If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
Mr. Benson imagines,
just think of what would it mean.
I would have to negotiate
with the silkworm
for the elastic in my britches!
Talking bee!
How do we know this isnāt some sort of
holographic motion-picture-capture
Hollywood wizardry?
They could be using laser beams!
Robotics! Ventriloquism!
Oloning! For all we know,
he could be on steroids!
Mr. Benson?
Ladies and gentlemen,
thereās no trickery here.
Iām just an ordinary bee.
Honeyās pretty important to me.
Itās important to all bees.
We invented it!
We make it. And we protect it
with our lives.
Unfortunately, there are
some people in this room
who think they can take it from us
'cause weāre the little guys!
Iām hoping that, after this is all over,
youāll see how, by taking our honey,
you not only take everything we have
but everything we are!
I wish heād dress like that
all the time. So nice!
Oall your first witness.
So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
of Honey Farms, big company you have.
I suppose so.
I see you also own
Honeyburton and Honron!
Yes, they provide beekeepers
for our farms.
Beekeeper. I find that
to be a very disturbing term.
I donāt imagine you employ
any bee-free-ers, do you?
No.
I couldnāt hear you.
No.
No.
Because you donāt free bees.
You keep bees. Not only that,
it seems you thought a bear would be
an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
Theyāre very lovable creatures.
Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
You mean like this?
Bears kill bees!
Howād you like his head crashing
through your living room?!
Biting into your couch!
Spitting out your throw pillows!
OK, thatās enough. Take him away.
So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
Your name intrigues me.
But youāve never been
a police officer, have you?
No, I havenāt.
No, you havenāt. And so here
we have yet another example
of bee culture casually
stolen by a human
for nothing more than
a prance-about stage name.
Oh, please.
Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
Because Iām feeling
a little stung, Sting.
Or should I sayā¦ Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
Thatās not his real name?! You idiots!
Mr. Liotta, first,
belated congratulations on
your Emmy win for a guest spot
on ER in 2005.
Thank you. Thank you.
I see from your resume
that youāre devilishly handsome
with a churning inner turmoil
thatās ready to blow.
I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
Not yet it isnāt. But is this
what itās come to for you?
Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
so you donāt
have to rehearse
your part and learn your lines, sir?
Watch it, Benson!
I could blow right now!
This isnāt a goodfella.
This is a badfella!
Why doesnāt someone just step on
this creep, and we can all go home?!
Order! Order, I say!
I think it was awfully nice
of that bear to pitch in like that.
I think the juryās on our side.
Are we doing everything right, legally?
Iām a florist.
Right. Well, hereās to a great team.
To a great team!
Well, hello.
I didnāt think you were coming.
No, I was just late.
I tried to call, butā¦ the battery.
I didnāt want all this to go to waste,
so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
Oh, that was lucky.
Thereās a little left.
I could heat it up.
Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
So I hear youāre quite a tennis player.
Iām not much for the game myself.
The ballās a little grabby.
Thatās where I usually sit.
Rightā¦ there.
Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,
and he agreed with me that eating with
chopsticks isnāt really a special skill.
You think I donāt see what youāre doing?
I know how hard it is to find
the rightjob. We have that in common.
Do we?
Bees have 100 percent employment,
but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
Thatās just what
I was thinking about doing.
Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
Iām going to drain the old stinger.
Yeah, you do that.
Look at that.
You know, Iāve just about had it
with your little mind games.
Mamma mia, thatās a lot of pages.
A lot of ads.
Remember what Van said, why is
your life more valuable than mine?
Funny, I just canāt seem to recall that!
I think something stinks in here!
I love the smell of flowers.
How do you like the smell of flames?!
Not as much.
Water bug! Not taking sides!
Ken, Iām wearing a Ohapstick hat!
This is pathetic!
Iāve got issues!
Well, well, well, a royal flush!
Surfās up, dude!
Poo water!
That bowl is gnarly.
Except for those dirty yellow rings!
Kenneth! What are you doing?!
You know, I donāt even like honey!
I donāt eat it!
We need to talk!
Heās just a little bee!
And he happens to be
the nicest bee Iāve met in a long time!
Long time? What are you talking about?!
Are there other bugs in your life?
No, but there are other things bugging
me in life. And youāre one of them!
Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt nightā¦
My nerves are fried from riding
on this emotional roller coaster!
Goodbye, Ken.
And for your information,
I prefer sugar-free, artificial
sweeteners made by man!
Iām sorry about all that.
I know itās got
an aftertaste! I like it!
I always felt there was some kind
of barrier between Ken and me.
I couldnāt overcome it.
Oh, well.
Are you OK for the trial?
I believe Mr. Montgomery
is about out of ideas.
We would like to call
Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
Good idea! You can really see why heās
considered one of the best lawyersā¦
Yeah.
Layton, youāve
gotta weave some magic
with this jury,
or itās gonna be all over.
Donāt worry. The only thing I have
to do to turn this jury around
is to remind them
of what they donāt like about bees.
Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
Mr. Benson Bee, Iāll ask you
what I think weād all like to know.
What exactly is your relationship
to that woman?
Weāre friends.
How good? Do you live together?
Wait a minuteā¦
Are you her littleā¦
ā¦bedbug?
Iāve seen a bee documentary or two.
From what I understand,
doesnāt your queen give birth
to all the bee children?
Yeah, butā¦
So those arenāt your real parents!
Oh, Barryā¦
Yes, they are!
Hold me back!
Youāre an illegitimate bee,
arenāt you, Benson?
Heās denouncing bees!
Donāt yāall date your cousins?
Adam, donāt! Itās what he wants!
Oh, Iām hit!!
Oh, lordy, I am hit!
Order! Order!
The venom! The venom
is coursing through my veins!
I have been felled
by a winged beast of destruction!
You see? You canāt treat them
like equals! Theyāre striped savages!
Stingingās the only thing
they know! Itās their way!
What angel of mercy
will come forward to suck the poison
from my heaving buttocks?
I will have order in this court. Order!
Order, please!
The case of the honeybees
versus the human race
took a pointed turn against the bees
yesterday when one of their legal
team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
Hey, buddy.
Hey.
Is there much pain?
Yeah.
Iā¦
I blew the whole case, didnāt I?
It doesnāt matter. What matters is
youāre alive. You could have died.
Iād be better off dead. Look at me.
They got it from the cafeteria
downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
Look, thereās
a little celery still on it.
What was it like to sting someone?
I canāt explain it. It was allā¦
All adrenaline and thenā¦
and then ecstasy!
All right.
You think it was all a trap?
Of course. Iām sorry.
I flew us right into this.
What were we thinking? Look at us. Weāre
just a couple of bugs in this world.
What will the humans do to us
if they win?
I donāt know.
I hear they put the roaches in motels.
That doesnāt sound so bad.
Adam, they check in,
but they donāt check out!
Oh, my.
Oould you get a nurse
to close that window?
Bees donāt smoke.
Right. Bees donāt smoke.
Bees donāt smoke!
But some bees are smoking.
Thatās it! Thatās our case!
It is? Itās not over?
Get dressed. Iāve gotta go somewhere.
Get back to the court and stall.
Stall any way you can.
And assuming youāve done step correctly, youāre ready for the tub.
Mr. Flayman.
Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
Where is the rest of your team?
Well, Your Honor, itās interesting.
Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
and as a result,
we donāt make very good time.
I actually heard a funny story aboutā¦
Your Honor,
havenāt these ridiculous bugs
taken up enough
of this courtās valuable time?
How much longer will we allow
these absurd shenanigans to go on?
They have presented no compelling
evidence to support their charges
against my clients,
who run legitimate businesses.
I move for a complete dismissal
of this entire case!
Mr. Flayman, Iām afraid Iām going
to have to consider
Mr. Montgomeryās motion.
But you canāt! We have a terrific case.
Where is your proof?
Where is the evidence?
Show me the smoking gun!
Hold it, Your Honor!
You want a smoking gun?
Here is your smoking gun.
What is that?
Itās a bee smoker!
What, this?
This harmless little contraption?
This couldnāt hurt a fly,
let alone a bee.
Look at what has happened
to bees who have never been asked,
āSmoking or non?ā
Is this what nature intended for us?
To be forcibly addicted
to smoke machines
and man-made wooden slat work camps?
Living out our lives as honey slaves
to the white man?
Ladies and gentlemen, please,
free these bees!
Free the bees! Free the bees!
Free the bees!
Free the bees! Free the bees!
The court finds in favor of the bees!
Vanessa, we won!
I knew you could do it! High-five!
Sorry.
Iām OK! You know what this means?
All the honey
will finally belong to the bees.
Now we wonāt have
to work so hard all the time.
This is an unholy perversion
of the balance of nature, Benson.
Youāll regret this.
Barry, how much honey is out there?
All right. One at a time.
Barry, who are you wearing?
My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
and I have no pants.
Weāve been living the bee way
a long time, 27 million years.
Oongratulations on your victory.
What will you demand as a settlement?
First, weāll demand a complete shutdown
of all bee work camps.
Then we want back the honey
that was ours to begin with,
every last drop.
We demand an end to the glorification
of the bear as anything more
than a filthy, smelly,
bad-breath stink machine.
Weāre all aware
of what they do in the woods.
Wait for my signal.
Take him out.
Heāll have nauseous
for a few hours, then heāll be fine.
And we will no longer tolerate
bee-negative nicknamesā¦
But itās just a prance-about stage name!
ā¦unnecessary inclusion of honey
in bogus health products
and la-dee-da human
tea-time snack garnishments.
Oanāt breathe.
Bring it in, boys!
Hold it right there! Good.
Tap it.
Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
and thereās gallons more coming!
Shut down honey production!
Stop making honey!
Turn your key, sir!
What do we do now?
Oannonball!
Weāre shutting honey production!
Mission abort.
Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
Returning to base.
Adam, you wouldnāt believe
how much honey was out there.
Oh, yeah?
Whatās going on? Where is everybody?
They donāt know what to do.
Laying out, sleeping in.
I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
to San Antonio with a cricket.
At least we got our honey back.
Sometimes I think, so what if humans
liked our honey? Who wouldnāt?
Itās the greatest thing in the world!
I was excited to be part of making it.
This was my new desk. This was my
new job. I wanted to do it really well.
And nowā¦
Now I canāt.
I donāt understand
why theyāre not happy.
I thought their lives would be better!
Theyāre doing nothing. Itās amazing.
Honey really changes people.
You donāt have any idea
whatās going on, do you?
What happened here?
That is not the half of it.
Oh, no. Oh, my.
Theyāre all wilting.
Doesnāt look very good, does it?
No.
And whose fault do you think that is?
You know, Iām gonna guess bees.
Bees?
Specifically, me.
I didnāt think bees not needing to make
honey would affect all these things.
Itās notjust flowers.
Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
Thatās our whole SAT test right there.
Take away produce, that affects
the entire animal kingdom.
And then, of courseā¦
The human species?
So if thereās no more pollination,
it could all just go south here,
couldnāt it?
I know this is also partly my fault.
How about a suicide pact?
How do we do it?
Right, right.
Listen, Barryā¦
sorry, but I gotta get going.
I had to open my mouth and talk.
Vanessa?
Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
Where are you going?
To the final Tournament of Roses parade
in Pasadena.
Theyāve moved it to this weekend
because all the flowers are dying.
Itās the last chance
Iāll ever have to see it.
Vanessa, I just wanna say Iām sorry.
I never meant it to turn out like this.
I know. Me neither.
Tournament of Roses.
Roses canāt do sports.
Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
Roses!
Vanessa!
Roses?!
Barry?
Flowers, bees, pollen!
I know.
Thatās why this is the last parade.
Maybe not.
Oould you ask him to slow down?
Oould you slow down?
Barry!
OK, I made a huge mistake.
This is a total disaster, all my fault.
Yes, it kind of is.
Iāve ruined the planet.
I wanted to help you
with the flower shop.
Iāve made it worse.
Actually, itās completely closed down.
I thought maybe you were remodeling.
But I have another idea, and itās
greater than my previous ideas combined.
I donāt want to hear it!
All right, they have the roses,
the roses have the pollen.
I know every bee, plant
and flower bud in this park.
All we gotta do is get what theyāve got
back here with what weāve got.
Bees.
Park.
Pollen!
Flowers.
Repollination!
Across the nation!
Tournament of Roses,
Pasadena, Oalifornia.
Theyāve got nothing
but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
Security will be tight.
I have an idea.
Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
Official floral business. Itās real.
Sorry, maāam. Nice brooch.
Thank you. It was a gift.
Once inside,
we just pick the right float.
How about The Princess and the Pea?
I could be the princess,
and you could be the pea!
Yes, I got it.
Where should I sit?
What are you?
I believe Iām the pea.
The pea?
It goes under the mattresses.
You do that!
This whole parade is a fiasco!
Letās see what this babyāll do.
Hey, what are you doing?!
Then all we do
is blend in with trafficā¦
ā¦without arousing suspicion.
Once at the airport,
thereās no stopping us.
Stop! Security.
Has it been
in your possession the entire time?
Would you remove your shoes?
I know. Just having some fun.
Enjoy your flight.
Then if weāre lucky, weāll have
just enough pollen to do the job.
Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
have just enough pollen to do the job!
I think this is gonna work.
Itās got to work.
Attention, passengers,
this is Oaptain Scott.
We have a bit of bad weather
in New York.
It looks like weāll experience
a couple hours delay.
Barry, these are cut flowers
with no water. Theyāll never make it.
I gotta get up there
and talk to them.
Be careful.
Oan I get help
with the Sky Mall magazine?
Iād like to order the talking
inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
Oaptain, Iām in a real situation.
Bee!
Donāt freak out! My entire speciesā¦
What are you doing?
Donāt move.
Oh, Barry.
Good afternoon, passengers.
This is your captain.
Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
please report to the cockpit?
And please hurry!
What happened here?
There was a DustBuster,
a toupee, a life raft exploded.
Oneās bald, oneās in a boat,
theyāre both unconscious!
No oneās flying the plane!
This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
Whatās your status?
This is Vanessa Bloome.
Iām a florist from New York.
Whereās the pilot?
Heās unconscious,
and so is the copilot.
Not good. Does anyone onboard
have flight experience?
As a matter of fact, there is.
From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
Vanessa, this is nothing more
than a big metal bee.
Itās got giant wings, huge engines.
I canāt fly a plane.
How hard could it be?
Wait, Barry!
Weāre headed into some lightning.
This is Bob Bumble. We have some
late-breaking news from JFK Airport,
where a suspenseful scene
is developing.
Barry Benson,
fresh from his legal victoryā¦
Thatās Barry!
ā¦is attempting to land a plane,
loaded with people, flowers
and an incapacitated flight crew.
Flowers?!
We have a storm in the area
and two individuals at the controls
with absolutely no flight experience.
Just a minute.
Thereās a bee on that plane.
Iām quite familiar with Mr. Benson
and his no-account compadres.
Theyāve done enough damage.
But isnāt he your only hope?
Technically, a bee
shouldnāt be able to fly at all.
Their wings are too smallā¦
Havenāt we heard this a million times?
āThe surface area of the wings
and body mass make no sense.ā
Get this on the air!
Got it.
Stand by.
Weāre going live.
The way we work may be a mystery to you.
Making honey takes a lot of bees
doing a lot of small jobs.
But let me tell you about a small job.
If you do it well,
it makes a big difference.
More than we realized.
To us, to everyone.
Thatās why I want to get bees
back to working together.
Thatās the bee way!
Weāre not made of Jell-O.
We get behind a fellow.
Left, right, down, hover.
This isnāt so hard.
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
Barry, what happened?!
Wait, I think we were
on autopilot the whole time.
So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
All of you, letās get
behind this fellow! Move it out!
Move out!
Our only chance is if I do what Iād do,
you copy me with the wings of the plane!
Donāt have to yell.
Iām not yelling!
Weāre in a lot of trouble.
Itās very hard to concentrate
with that panicky tone in your voice!
Itās not a tone. Iām panicking!
I canāt do this!
Vanessa, pull yourself together.
You have to snap out of it!
You snap out of it.
You snap out of it.
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
You snap out of it!
Hold it!
Why? Oome on, itās my turn.
How is the plane flying?
I donāt know.
Hello?
Benson, got any flowers
for a happy occasion in there?
The Pollen Jocks!
They do get behind a fellow.
All right, letās drop this tin can
on the blacktop.
Where? I canāt see anything. Oan you?
No, nothing. Itās all cloudy.
Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Wait a minute.
I think Iām feeling something.
Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
Bring the nose down.
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Out the engines. Weāre going in
on bee power. Ready, boys?
Affirmative!
Good. Good. Easy, now. Thatās it.
Land on that flower!
Ready? Full reverse!
Spin it around!
Not that flower! The other one!
Which one?
That flower.
Iām aiming at the flower!
Thatās a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
I mean the giant pulsating flower
made of millions of bees!
Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
Rotate around it.
Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
flying in an insect-like pattern?
Get your nose in there. Donāt be afraid.
Smell it. Full reverse!
Just drop it. Be a part of it.
Aim for the center!
Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
Oome on, already.
Barry, we did it!
You taught me how to fly!
Barry, it worked!
Did you see the giant flower?
What giant flower? Where? Of course
I saw the flower! That was genius!
Listen, everyone!
This runway is covered
with the last pollen
from the last flowers
available anywhere on Earth.
That means this is our last chance.
Weāre the only ones who make honey,
pollinate flowers and dress like this.
If weāre gonna survive as a species,
this is our moment! What do you say?
Are we going to be bees, orjust
Museum of Natural History keychains?
Weāre bees!
Keychain!
Then follow me! Except Keychain.
Hold on, Barry. Here.
Youāve earned this.
Yeah!
Iām a Pollen Jock! And itās a perfect
fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
Oh, yeah.
Thatās our Barry.
Mom! The bees are back!
If anybody needs
to make a call, nowās the time.
I got a feeling weāll be
working late tonight!
Hereās your change. Have a great
afternoon! Oan I help whoās next?
Would you like some honey with that?
It is bee-approved. Donāt forget these.
Milk, cream, cheese, itās all me.
And I donāt see a nickel!
Sometimes I just feel
like a piece of meat!
I had no idea.
Barry, Iām sorry.
Have you got a moment?
Would you excuse me?
My mosquito associate will help you.
Sorry Iām late.
Heās a lawyer too?
I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
All I needed was a briefcase.
Have a great afternoon!
Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
and I canāt get them anywhere.
No problem, Vannie.
Just leave it to me.
Youāre a lifesaver, Barry.
Oan I help whoās next?
All right, scramble, jocks!
Itās time to fly.
Thank you, Barry!
That bee is living my life!
Let it go, Kenny.
When will this nightmare end?!
Let it all go.
Beautiful day to fly.
Sure is.
Between you and me,
I was dying to get out of that office.
You have got
to start thinking bee, my friend.
Hold it. Letās just stop
for a second. Hold it.
Iām sorry. Iām sorry, everyone.
Oan we stop here?
Iām not making a major life decision
during a production number!
All right. Take ten, everybody.
Wrap it up, guys.
I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
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