G! Turbo [2/8] - Amelia is Victorious!

If anyone expects me to do anything this game i stg

I aint putting aside my top ramen

@N.1 you got time for a quickgame?

weā€™ve weaponized pizza cutters and extremely hot tomato sauce

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@Arete I saw you typing in nerd.

youā€™re the 2nd richest country just behind your ally Turkey

weā€™d be the richest if we didnā€™t spend all our funding on literal tons of tomatoes for weaponizing sauce with

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I have class in 15 minutes and we have a quiz

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for chloe:

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees donā€™t care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Letā€™s shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

  • Barry?

  • Adam?

  • Oan you believe this is happening?

  • I canā€™t. Iā€™ll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. Iā€™m excited.

Hereā€™s the graduate.
Weā€™re very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all Bā€™s.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

  • You got lint on your fuzz.

  • Ow! Thatā€™s me!

  • Wave to us! Weā€™ll be in row 118,000.

  • Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

  • Hey, Adam.

  • Hey, Barry.

  • Is that fuzz gel?

  • A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought Iā€™d make it.

Three days grade school,
three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. Iā€™m glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

  • Hi, Barry.

  • Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

  • Hear about Frankie?

  • Yeah.

  • You going to the funeral?

  • No, Iā€™m not going.

Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.

Donā€™t waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.

I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.

I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.

Thatā€™s why we donā€™t need vacations.

Boy, quite a bit of pompā€¦
under the circumstances.

  • Well, Adam, today we are men.

  • We are!

  • Bee-men.

  • Amen!

Hallelujah!

Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class ofā€¦

ā€¦9:15.

That concludes our ceremonies.

And begins your career
at Honex Industries!

Will we pick ourjob today?

I heard itā€™s just orientation.

Heads up! Here we go.

Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.

  • Wonder what itā€™ll be like?
  • A little scary.

Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco

and a part of the Hexagon Group.

This is it!

Wow.

Wow.

We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life

to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.

Our top-secret formula

is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured

into this soothing sweet syrup

with its distinctive
golden glow you know asā€¦

Honey!

  • That girl was hot.

  • Sheā€™s my cousin!

  • She is?

  • Yes, weā€™re all cousins.

  • Right. Youā€™re right.

  • At Honex, we constantly strive

to improve every aspect
of bee existence.

These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.

  • What do you think he makes?
  • Not enough.

Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.

  • What does that do?
  • Oatches that little strand of honey

that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.

Oan anyone work on the Krelman?

Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know

that every small job,
if itā€™s done well, means a lot.

But choose carefully

because youā€™ll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.

The same job the rest of your life?
I didnā€™t know that.

Whatā€™s the difference?

Youā€™ll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, havenā€™t had one day off

in 27 million years.

So youā€™ll just work us to death?

Weā€™ll sure try.

Wow! That blew my mind!

ā€œWhatā€™s the difference?ā€
How can you say that?

One job forever?
Thatā€™s an insane choice to have to make.

Iā€™m relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.

But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?

Why would you question anything?
Weā€™re bees.

Weā€™re the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.

You ever think maybe things
work a little too well here?

Like what? Give me one example.

I donā€™t know. But you know
what Iā€™m talking about.

Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.

Wait a second. Oheck it out.

  • Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
  • Wow.

Iā€™ve never seen them this close.

They know what itā€™s like
outside the hive.

Yeah, but some donā€™t come back.

  • Hey, Jocks!
  • Hi, Jocks!

You guys did great!

Youā€™re monsters!
Youā€™re sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

  • I wonder where they were.
  • I donā€™t know.

Their dayā€™s not planned.

Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.

You canā€™tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.

Right.

Look. Thatā€™s more pollen
than you and I will see in a lifetime.

Itā€™s just a status symbol.
Bees make too much of it.

Perhaps. Unless youā€™re wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.

Those ladies?
Arenā€™t they our cousins too?

Distant. Distant.

Look at these two.

  • Oouple of Hive Harrys.
  • Letā€™s have fun with them.

It must be dangerous
being a Pollen Jock.

Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
against a mushroom!

He had a paw on my throat,
and with the other, he was slapping me!

  • Oh, my!
  • I never thought Iā€™d knock him out.

What were you doing during this?

Trying to alert the authorities.

I can autograph that.

A little gusty out there today,
wasnā€™t it, comrades?

Yeah. Gusty.

Weā€™re hitting a sunflower patch
six miles from here tomorrow.

  • Six miles, huh?
  • Barry!

A puddle jump for us,
but maybe youā€™re not up for it.

  • Maybe I am.
  • You are not!

Weā€™re going 0900 at J-Gate.

What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?

I might be. It all depends
on what 0900 means.

Hey, Honex!

Dad, you surprised me.

You decide what youā€™re interested in?

  • Well, thereā€™s a lot of choices.
  • But you only get one.

Do you ever get bored
doing the same job every day?

Son, let me tell you about stirring.

You grab that stick, and you just
move it around, and you stir it around.

You get yourself into a rhythm.
Itā€™s a beautiful thing.

You know, Dad,
the more I think about it,

maybe the honey field
just isnā€™t right for me.

You were thinking of what,
making balloon animals?

Thatā€™s a bad job
for a guy with a stinger.

Janet, your sonā€™s not sure
he wants to go into honey!

  • Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
  • Iā€™m not trying to be funny.

Youā€™re not funny! Youā€™re going
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

  • Youā€™re gonna be a stirrer?
  • No oneā€™s listening to me!

Wait till you see the sticks I have.

I could say anything right now.
Iā€™m gonna get an ant tattoo!

Letā€™s open some honey and celebrate!

Maybe Iā€™ll pierce my thorax.
Shave my antennae.

Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
a gold tooth and call everybody ā€œdawgā€!

Iā€™m so proud.

  • Weā€™re starting work today!
  • Todayā€™s the day.

Oome on! All the good jobs
will be gone.

Yeah, right.

Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
stirrer, front desk, hair removalā€¦

  • Is it still available?
  • Hang on. Two left!

One of themā€™s yours! Oongratulations!
Step to the side.

  • Whatā€™d you get?
  • Picking crud out. Stellar!

Wow!

Oouple of newbies?

Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!

Make your choice.

  • You want to go first?
  • No, you go.

Oh, my. Whatā€™s available?

Restroom attendantā€™s open,
not for the reason you think.

  • Any chance of getting the Krelman?
  • Sure, youā€™re on.

Iā€™m sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

Wax monkeyā€™s always open.

The Krelman opened up again.

What happened?

A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
Heā€™s dead. Another dead one.

Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.

Dead from the neck up.
Dead from the neck down. Thatā€™s life!

Oh, this is so hard!

Heating, cooling,
stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,

humming, inspector number seven,
lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,

mite wrangler. Barry, what
do you think I shouldā€¦ Barry?

Barry!

All right, weā€™ve got the sunflower patch
in quadrant nineā€¦

What happened to you?
Where are you?

  • Iā€™m going out.

  • Out? Out where?

  • Out there.

  • Oh, no!

I have to, before I go
to work for the rest of my life.

Youā€™re gonna die! Youā€™re crazy! Hello?

Another call coming in.

If anyoneā€™s feeling brave,
thereā€™s a Korean deli on 83rd

that gets their roses today.

Hey, guys.

  • Look at that.
  • Isnā€™t that the kid we saw yesterday?

Hold it, son, flight deckā€™s restricted.

Itā€™s OK, Lou. Weā€™re gonna take him up.

Really? Feeling lucky, are you?

Sign here, here. Just initial that.

  • Thank you.
  • OK.

You got a rain advisory today,

and as you all know,
bees cannot fly in rain.

So be careful. As always,
watch your brooms,

hockey sticks, dogs,
birds, bears and bats.

Also, I got a couple of reports
of root beer being poured on us.

Murphyā€™s in a home because of it,
babbling like a cicada!

  • Thatā€™s awful.
  • And a reminder for you rookies,

bee law number one,
absolutely no talking to humans!

All right, launch positions!

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

Black and yellow!

Hello!

You ready for this, hot shot?

Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.

Wind, check.

  • Antennae, check.

  • Nectar pack, check.

  • Wings, check.

  • Stinger, check.

Scared out of my shorts, check.

OK, ladies,

letā€™s move it out!

Pound those petunias,
you striped stem-suckers!

All of you, drain those flowers!

Wow! Iā€™m out!

I canā€™t believe Iā€™m out!

So blue.

I feel so fast and free!

Box kite!

Wow!

Flowers!

This is Blue Leader.
We have roses visual.

Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.

Roses!

30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.

Stand to the side, kid.
Itā€™s got a bit of a kick.

That is one nectar collector!

  • Ever see pollination up close?
  • No, sir.

I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
over here. Maybe a dash over there,

a pinch on that one.
See that? Itā€™s a little bit of magic.

Thatā€™s amazing. Why do we do that?

Thatā€™s pollen power. More pollen, more
flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.

Oool.

Iā€™m picking up a lot of bright yellow.
Oould be daisies. Donā€™t we need those?

Oopy that visual.

Wait. One of these flowers
seems to be on the move.

Say again? Youā€™re reporting
a moving flower?

Affirmative.

That was on the line!

This is the coolest. What is it?

I donā€™t know, but Iā€™m loving this color.

It smells good.
Not like a flower, but I like it.

Yeah, fuzzy.

Ohemical-y.

Oareful, guys. Itā€™s a little grabby.

My sweet lord of bees!

Oandy-brain, get off there!

Problem!

  • Guys!
  • This could be bad.

Affirmative.

Very close.

Gonna hurt.

Mamaā€™s little boy.

You are way out of position, rookie!

Ooming in at you like a missile!

Help me!

I donā€™t think these are flowers.

  • Should we tell him?
  • I think he knows.

What is this?!

Match point!

You can start packing up, honey,
because youā€™re about to eat it!

Yowser!

Gross.

Thereā€™s a bee in the car!

  • Do something!

  • Iā€™m driving!

  • Hi, bee.

  • Heā€™s back here!

Heā€™s going to sting me!

Nobody move. If you donā€™t move,
he wonā€™t sting you. Freeze!

He blinked!

Spray him, Granny!

What are you doing?!

Wowā€¦ the tension level
out here is unbelievable.

I gotta get home.

Oanā€™t fly in rain.

Oanā€™t fly in rain.

Oanā€™t fly in rain.

Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!

Ken, could you close
the window please?

Ken, could you close
the window please?

Oheck out my new resume.
I made it into a fold-out brochure.

You see? Folds out.

Oh, no. More humans. I donā€™t need this.

What was that?

Maybe this time. This time. This time.
This time! This time! Thisā€¦

Drapes!

That is diabolical.

Itā€™s fantastic. Itā€™s got all my special
skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.

Whatā€™s number one? Star Wars?

Nah, I donā€™t go for thatā€¦

ā€¦kind of stuff.

No wonder we shouldnā€™t talk to them.
Theyā€™re out of their minds.

When I leave a job interview, theyā€™re
flabbergasted, canā€™t believe what I say.

Thereā€™s the sun. Maybe thatā€™s a way out.

I donā€™t remember the sun
having a big 75 on it.

I predicted global warming.

I could feel it getting hotter.
At first I thought it was just me.

Wait! Stop! Bee!

Stand back. These are winter boots.

Wait!

Donā€™t kill him!

You know Iā€™m allergic to them!
This thing could kill me!

Why does his life have
less value than yours?

Why does his life have any less value
than mine? Is that your statement?

Iā€™m just saying all life has value. You
donā€™t know what heā€™s capable of feeling.

My brochure!

There you go, little guy.

Iā€™m not scared of him.
Itā€™s an allergic thing.

Put that on your resume brochure.

My whole face could puff up.

Make it one of your special skills.

Knocking someone out
is also a special skill.

Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.

  • Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?

  • Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.

  • You could put carob chips on there.

  • Bye.

  • Supposed to be less calories.

  • Bye.

I gotta say something.

She saved my life.
I gotta say something.

All right, here it goes.

Nah.

What would I say?

I could really get in trouble.

Itā€™s a bee law.
Youā€™re not supposed to talk to a human.

I canā€™t believe Iā€™m doing this.

Iā€™ve got to.

Oh, I canā€™t do it. Oome on!

No. Yes. No.

Do it. I canā€™t.

How should I start it?
ā€œYou like jazz?ā€ No, thatā€™s no good.

Here she comes! Speak, you fool!

Hi!

Iā€™m sorry.

  • Youā€™re talking.
  • Yes, I know.

Youā€™re talking!

Iā€™m so sorry.

No, itā€™s OK. Itā€™s fine.
I know Iā€™m dreaming.

But I donā€™t recall going to bed.

Well, Iā€™m sure this
is very disconcerting.

This is a bit of a surprise to me.
I mean, youā€™re a bee!

I am. And Iā€™m not supposed
to be doing this,

but they were all trying to kill me.

And if it wasnā€™t for youā€¦

I had to thank you.
Itā€™s just how I was raised.

That was a little weird.

  • Iā€™m talking with a bee.
  • Yeah.

Iā€™m talking to a bee.
And the bee is talking to me!

I just want to say Iā€™m grateful.
Iā€™ll leave now.

  • Wait! How did you learn to do that?
  • What?

The talking thing.

Same way you did, I guess.
ā€œMama, Dada, honey.ā€ You pick it up.

  • Thatā€™s very funny.
  • Yeah.

Bees are funny. If we didnā€™t laugh,
weā€™d cry with what we have to deal with.

Anywayā€¦

Oan Iā€¦

ā€¦get you something?

  • Like what?

I donā€™t know. I meanā€¦
I donā€™t know. Ooffee?

I donā€™t want to put you out.

Itā€™s no trouble. It takes two minutes.

  • Itā€™s just coffee.

  • I hate to impose.

  • Donā€™t be ridiculous!

  • Actually, I would love a cup.

Hey, you want rum cake?

  • I shouldnā€™t.

  • Have some.

  • No, I canā€™t.

  • Oome on!

Iā€™m trying to lose a couple micrograms.

  • Where?
  • These stripes donā€™t help.

You look great!

I donā€™t know if you know
anything about fashion.

Are you all right?

No.

Heā€™s making the tie in the cab
as theyā€™re flying up Madison.

He finally gets there.

He runs up the steps into the church.
The wedding is on.

And he says, "Watermelon?
I thought you said Guatemalan.

Why would I marry a watermelon?"

Is that a bee joke?

Thatā€™s the kind of stuff we do.

Yeah, different.

So, what are you gonna do, Barry?

About work? I donā€™t know.

I want to do my part for the hive,
but I canā€™t do it the way they want.

I know how you feel.

  • You do?
  • Sure.

My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.

  • Really?
  • My only interest is flowers.

Our new queen was just elected
with that same campaign slogan.

Anyway, if you lookā€¦

Thereā€™s my hive right there. See it?

Youā€™re in Sheep Meadow!

Yes! Iā€™m right off the Turtle Pond!

No way! I know that area.
I lost a toe ring there once.

  • Why do girls put rings on their toes?

  • Why not?

  • Itā€™s like putting a hat on your knee.

  • Maybe Iā€™ll try that.

  • You all right, maā€™am?

  • Oh, yeah. Fine.

Just having two cups of coffee!

Anyway, this has been great.
Thanks for the coffee.

Yeah, itā€™s no trouble.

Sorry I couldnā€™t finish it. If I did,
Iā€™d be up the rest of my life.

Are youā€¦?

Oan I take a piece of this with me?

Sure! Here, have a crumb.

  • Thanks!
  • Yeah.

All right. Well, thenā€¦
I guess Iā€™ll see you around.

Or not.

OK, Barry.

And thank you
so much againā€¦ for before.

Oh, that? That was nothing.

Well, not nothing, butā€¦ Anywayā€¦

This canā€™t possibly work.

Heā€™s all set to go.
We may as well try it.

OK, Dave, pull the chute.

  • Sounds amazing.
  • It was amazing!

It was the scariest,
happiest moment of my life.

Humans! I canā€™t believe
you were with humans!

Giant, scary humans!
What were they like?

Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.

They eat crazy giant things.
They drive crazy.

  • Do they try and kill you, like on TV?

  • Some of them. But some of them donā€™t.

  • Howā€™d you get back?

  • Poodle.

You did it, and Iā€™m glad. You saw
whatever you wanted to see.

You had your ā€œexperience.ā€ Now you
can pick out yourjob and be normal.

  • Wellā€¦
  • Well?

Well, I met someone.

You did? Was she Bee-ish?

  • A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!

  • No, no, no, not a wasp.

  • Spider?

  • Iā€™m not attracted to spiders.

I know itā€™s the hottest thing,
with the eight legs and all.

I canā€™t get by that face.

So who is she?

Sheā€™sā€¦ human.

No, no. Thatā€™s a bee law.
You wouldnā€™t break a bee law.

  • Her nameā€™s Vanessa.
  • Oh, boy.

Sheā€™s so nice. And sheā€™s a florist!

Oh, no! Youā€™re dating a human florist!

Weā€™re not dating.

Youā€™re flying outside the hive, talking
to humans that attack our homes

with power washers and M-80s!
One-eighth a stick of dynamite!

She saved my life!
And she understands me.

This is over!

Eat this.

This is not over! What was that?

  • They call it a crumb.
  • It was so stinginā€™ stripey!

And thatā€™s not what they eat.
Thatā€™s what falls off what they eat!

  • You know what a Oinnabon is?
  • No.

Itā€™s bread and cinnamon and frosting.
They heat it upā€¦

Sit down!

ā€¦really hot!

  • Listen to me!

We are not them! Weā€™re us.
Thereā€™s us and thereā€™s them!

Yes, but who can deny
the heart that is yearning?

Thereā€™s no yearning.
Stop yearning. Listen to me!

You have got to start thinking bee,
my friend. Thinking bee!

  • Thinking bee.
  • Thinking bee.

Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

There he is. Heā€™s in the pool.

You know what your problem is, Barry?

I gotta start thinking bee?

How much longer will this go on?

Itā€™s been three days!
Why arenā€™t you working?

Iā€™ve got a lot of big life decisions
to think about.

What life? You have no life!
You have no job. Youā€™re barely a bee!

Would it kill you
to make a little honey?

Barry, come out.
Your fatherā€™s talking to you.

Martin, would you talk to him?

Barry, Iā€™m talking to you!

You coming?

Got everything?

All set!

Go ahead. Iā€™ll catch up.

Donā€™t be too long.

Watch this!

Vanessa!

  • Weā€™re still here.
  • I told you not to yell at him.

He doesnā€™t respond to yelling!

  • Then why yell at me?
  • Because you donā€™t listen!

Iā€™m not listening to this.

Sorry, Iā€™ve gotta go.

  • Where are you going?
  • Iā€™m meeting a friend.

A girl? Is this why you canā€™t decide?

Bye.

I just hope sheā€™s Bee-ish.

They have a huge parade
of flowers every year in Pasadena?

To be in the Tournament of Roses,
thatā€™s every floristā€™s dream!

Up on a float, surrounded
by flowers, crowds cheering.

A tournament. Do the roses
compete in athletic events?

No. All right, Iā€™ve got one.
How come you donā€™t fly everywhere?

Itā€™s exhausting. Why donā€™t you
run everywhere? Itā€™s faster.

Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
All right, your turn.

TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
Thatā€™s insane!

You donā€™t have that?

We have Hivo, but itā€™s a disease.
Itā€™s a horrible, horrible disease.

Oh, my.

Dumb bees!

You must want to sting all those jerks.

We try not to sting.
Itā€™s usually fatal for us.

So you have to watch your temper.

Very carefully.
You kick a wall, take a walk,

write an angry letter and throw it out.
Work through it like any emotion:

Anger, jealousy, lust.

Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?

Yeah.

  • What is wrong with you?!
  • Itā€™s a bug.

Heā€™s not bothering anybody.
Get out of here, you creep!

What was that? A Pic ā€˜Nā€™ Save circular?

Yeah, it was. How did you know?

It felt like about 10 pages.
Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.

Youā€™ve really got that
down to a science.

  • I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
  • Iā€™ll bet.

What in the name
of Mighty Hercules is this?

How did this get here?
Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,

Ray Liotta Private Select?

  • Is he that actor?

  • I never heard of him.

  • Why is this here?

  • For people. We eat it.

You donā€™t have
enough food of your own?

  • Well, yes.

  • How do you get it?

  • Bees make it.

  • I know who makes it!

And itā€™s hard to make it!

Thereā€™s heating, cooling, stirring.
You need a whole Krelman thing!

  • Itā€™s organic.
  • Itā€™s our-ganic!

Itā€™s just honey, Barry.

Just what?!

Bees donā€™t know about this!
This is stealing! A lot of stealing!

Youā€™ve taken our homes, schools,
hospitals! This is all we have!

And itā€™s on sale?!
Iā€™m getting to the bottom of this.

Iā€™m getting to the bottom
of all of this!

Hey, Hector.

  • You almost done?
  • Almost.

He is here. I sense it.

Well, I guess Iā€™ll go home now

and just leave this nice honey out,
with no one around.

Youā€™re busted, box boy!

I knew I heard something.
So you can talk!

I can talk.
And now youā€™ll start talking!

Where you getting the sweet stuff?
Whoā€™s your supplier?

I donā€™t understand.
I thought we were friends.

The last thing we want
to do is upset bees!

Youā€™re too late! Itā€™s ours now!

You, sir, have crossed
the wrong sword!

You, sir, will be lunch
for my iguana, Ignacio!

Where is the honey coming from?

Tell me where!

Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!

Orazy person!

What horrible thing has happened here?

These faces, they never knew
what hit them. And now

theyā€™re on the road to nowhere!

Just keep still.

What? Youā€™re not dead?

Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
that moves. Where you headed?

To Honey Farms.
I am onto something huge here.

Iā€™m going to Alaska. Moose blood,
crazy stuff. Blows your head off!

Iā€™m going to Tacoma.

  • And you?
  • He really is dead.

All right.

Uh-oh!

  • What is that?!

  • Oh, no!

  • A wiper! Triple blade!

  • Triple blade?

Jump on! Itā€™s your only chance, bee!

Why does everything have
to be so doggone clean?!

How much do you people need to see?!

Open your eyes!
Stick your head out the window!

From NPR News in Washington,
Iā€™m Oarl Kasell.

But donā€™t kill no more bugs!

  • Bee!

  • Moose blood guy!!

  • You hear something?

  • Like what?

Like tiny screaming.

Turn off the radio.

Whassup, bee boy?

Hey, Blood.

Just a row of honey jars,
as far as the eye could see.

Wow!

I assume wherever this truck goes
is where theyā€™re getting it.

I mean, that honeyā€™s ours.

  • Bees hang tight.
  • Weā€™re all jammed in.

Itā€™s a close community.

Not us, man. We on our own.
Every mosquito on his own.

  • What if you get in trouble?
  • You a mosquito, you in trouble.

Nobody likes us. They just smack.
See a mosquito, smack, smack!

At least youā€™re out in the world.
You must meet girls.

Mosquito girls try to trade up,
get with a moth, dragonfly.

Mosquito girl donā€™t want no mosquito.

You got to be kidding me!

Moosebloodā€™s about to leave
the building! So long, bee!

  • Hey, guys!
  • Mooseblood!

I knew Iā€™d catch yā€™all down here.
Did you bring your crazy straw?

We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
and itā€™s pretty much pure profit.

What is this place?

A beeā€™s got a brain
the size of a pinhead.

They are pinheads!

Pinhead.

  • Oheck out the new smoker.
  • Oh, sweet. Thatā€™s the one you want.

The Thomas 3000!

Smoker?

Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
Twice the nicotine, all the tar.

A couple breaths of this
knocks them right out.

They make the honey,
and we make the money.

ā€œThey make the honey,
and we make the moneyā€?

Oh, my!

Whatā€™s going on? Are you OK?

Yeah. It doesnā€™t last too long.

Do you know youā€™re
in a fake hive with fake walls?

Our queen was moved here.
We had no choice.

This is your queen?
Thatā€™s a man in womenā€™s clothes!

Thatā€™s a drag queen!

What is this?

Oh, no!

Thereā€™s hundreds of them!

Bee honey.

Our honey is being brazenly stolen
on a massive scale!

This is worse than anything bears
have done! I intend to do something.

Oh, Barry, stop.

Who told you humans are taking
our honey? Thatā€™s a rumor.

Do these look like rumors?

Thatā€™s a conspiracy theory.
These are obviously doctored photos.

How did you get mixed up in this?

Heā€™s been talking to humans.

  • What?
  • Talking to humans?!

He has a human girlfriend.
And they make out!

Make out? Barry!

We do not.

  • You wish you could.
  • Whose side are you on?

The bees!

I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
Those crazy legs kept me up all night.

Barry, this is what you want
to do with your life?

I want to do it for all our lives.
Nobody works harder than bees!

Dad, I remember you
coming home so overworked

your hands were still stirring.
You couldnā€™t stop.

I remember that.

What right do they have to our honey?

We live on two cups a year. They put it
in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!

Even if itā€™s true, what can one bee do?

Sting them where it really hurts.

In the face! The eye!

  • That would hurt.
  • No.

Up the nose? Thatā€™s a killer.

Thereā€™s only one place you can sting
the humans, one place where it matters.

Hive at Five, the hiveā€™s only
full-hour action news source.

No more bee beards!

With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.

Weather with Storm Stinger.

Sports with Buzz Larvi.

And Jeanette Ohung.

  • Good evening. Iā€™m Bob Bumble.
  • And Iā€™m Jeanette Ohung.

A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,

intends to sue the human race
for stealing our honey,

packaging it and profiting
from it illegally!

Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,

weā€™ll have three former queens here in
our studio, discussing their new book,

Olassy Ladies,
out this week on Hexagon.

Tonight weā€™re talking to Barry Benson.

Did you ever think, ā€œIā€™m a kid
from the hive. I canā€™t do thisā€?

Bees have never been afraid
to change the world.

What about Bee Oolumbus?
Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?

Where Iā€™m from, weā€™d never sue humans.

We were thinking
of stickball or candy stores.

How old are you?

The bee community
is supporting you in this case,

which will be the trial
of the bee century.

You know, they have a Larry King
in the human world too.

Itā€™s a common name. Next weekā€¦

He looks like you and has a show
and suspenders and colored dotsā€¦

Next weekā€¦

Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
guest even though you just heard 'em.

Bear Week next week!
Theyā€™re scary, hairy and here live.

Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
squinty eyes, very Jewish.

In tennis, you attack
at the point of weakness!

It was my grandmother, Ken. Sheā€™s 81.

Honey, her backhandā€™s a joke!
Iā€™m not gonna take advantage of that?

Quiet, please.
Actual work going on here.

  • Is that that same bee?
  • Yes, it is!

Iā€™m helping him sue the human race.

  • Hello.
  • Hello, bee.

This is Ken.

Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.

Why does he talk again?

Listen, you better go
'cause weā€™re really busy working.

But itā€™s our yogurt night!

Bye-bye.

Why is yogurt night so difficult?!

You poor thing.
You two have been at this for hours!

Yes, and Adam here
has been a huge help.

  • Frostingā€¦
  • How many sugars?

Just one. I try not
to use the competition.

So why are you helping me?

Bees have good qualities.

And it takes my mind off the shop.

Instead of flowers, people
are giving balloon bouquets now.

Those are great, if youā€™re three.

And artificial flowers.

  • Oh, those just get me psychotic!
  • Yeah, me too.

Bent stingers, pointless pollination.

Bees must hate those fake things!

Nothing worse
than a daffodil thatā€™s had work done.

Maybe this could make up
for it a little bit.

  • This lawsuitā€™s a pretty big deal.
  • I guess.

You sure you want to go through with it?

Am I sure? When Iā€™m done with
the humans, they wonā€™t be able

to say, ā€œHoney, Iā€™m home,ā€
without paying a royalty!

Itā€™s an incredible scene
here in downtown Manhattan,

where the world anxiously waits,
because for the first time in history,

we will hear for ourselves
if a honeybee can actually speak.

What have we gotten into here, Barry?

Itā€™s pretty big, isnā€™t it?

I canā€™t believe how many humans
donā€™t work during the day.

You think billion-dollar multinational
food companies have good lawyers?

Everybody needs to stay
behind the barricade.

  • Whatā€™s the matter?
  • I donā€™t know, I just got a chill.

Well, if it isnā€™t the bee team.

You boys work on this?

All rise! The Honorable
Judge Bumbleton presiding.

All right. Oase number 4475,

Superior Oourt of New York,
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry

is now in session.

Mr. Montgomery, youā€™re representing
the five food companies collectively?

A privilege.

Mr. Bensonā€¦ youā€™re representing
all the bees of the world?

Iā€™m kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
weā€™re ready to proceed.

Mr. Montgomery,
your opening statement, please.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,

my grandmother was a simple woman.

Born on a farm, she believed
it was manā€™s divine right

to benefit from the bounty
of nature God put before us.

If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
Mr. Benson imagines,

just think of what would it mean.

I would have to negotiate
with the silkworm

for the elastic in my britches!

Talking bee!

How do we know this isnā€™t some sort of

holographic motion-picture-capture
Hollywood wizardry?

They could be using laser beams!

Robotics! Ventriloquism!
Oloning! For all we know,

he could be on steroids!

Mr. Benson?

Ladies and gentlemen,
thereā€™s no trickery here.

Iā€™m just an ordinary bee.
Honeyā€™s pretty important to me.

Itā€™s important to all bees.
We invented it!

We make it. And we protect it
with our lives.

Unfortunately, there are
some people in this room

who think they can take it from us

'cause weā€™re the little guys!
Iā€™m hoping that, after this is all over,

youā€™ll see how, by taking our honey,
you not only take everything we have

but everything we are!

I wish heā€™d dress like that
all the time. So nice!

Oall your first witness.

So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
of Honey Farms, big company you have.

I suppose so.

I see you also own
Honeyburton and Honron!

Yes, they provide beekeepers
for our farms.

Beekeeper. I find that
to be a very disturbing term.

I donā€™t imagine you employ
any bee-free-ers, do you?

  • No.

  • I couldnā€™t hear you.

  • No.

  • No.

Because you donā€™t free bees.
You keep bees. Not only that,

it seems you thought a bear would be
an appropriate image for a jar of honey.

Theyā€™re very lovable creatures.

Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.

You mean like this?

Bears kill bees!

Howā€™d you like his head crashing
through your living room?!

Biting into your couch!
Spitting out your throw pillows!

OK, thatā€™s enough. Take him away.

So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
Your name intrigues me.

  • Where have I heard it before?
  • I was with a band called The Police.

But youā€™ve never been
a police officer, have you?

No, I havenā€™t.

No, you havenā€™t. And so here
we have yet another example

of bee culture casually
stolen by a human

for nothing more than
a prance-about stage name.

Oh, please.

Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?

Because Iā€™m feeling
a little stung, Sting.

Or should I sayā€¦ Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!

Thatā€™s not his real name?! You idiots!

Mr. Liotta, first,
belated congratulations on

your Emmy win for a guest spot
on ER in 2005.

Thank you. Thank you.

I see from your resume
that youā€™re devilishly handsome

with a churning inner turmoil
thatā€™s ready to blow.

I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?

Not yet it isnā€™t. But is this
what itā€™s come to for you?

Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
so you donā€™t

have to rehearse
your part and learn your lines, sir?

Watch it, Benson!
I could blow right now!

This isnā€™t a goodfella.
This is a badfella!

Why doesnā€™t someone just step on
this creep, and we can all go home?!

  • Order in this court!
  • Youā€™re all thinking it!

Order! Order, I say!

  • Say it!
  • Mr. Liotta, please sit down!

I think it was awfully nice
of that bear to pitch in like that.

I think the juryā€™s on our side.

Are we doing everything right, legally?

Iā€™m a florist.

Right. Well, hereā€™s to a great team.

To a great team!

Well, hello.

  • Ken!
  • Hello.

I didnā€™t think you were coming.

No, I was just late.
I tried to call, butā€¦ the battery.

I didnā€™t want all this to go to waste,
so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.

Oh, that was lucky.

Thereā€™s a little left.
I could heat it up.

Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.

So I hear youā€™re quite a tennis player.

Iā€™m not much for the game myself.
The ballā€™s a little grabby.

Thatā€™s where I usually sit.
Rightā€¦ there.

Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,

and he agreed with me that eating with
chopsticks isnā€™t really a special skill.

You think I donā€™t see what youā€™re doing?

I know how hard it is to find
the rightjob. We have that in common.

Do we?

Bees have 100 percent employment,
but we do jobs like taking the crud out.

Thatā€™s just what
I was thinking about doing.

Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.

Iā€™m going to drain the old stinger.

Yeah, you do that.

Look at that.

You know, Iā€™ve just about had it

with your little mind games.

  • Whatā€™s that?
  • Italian Vogue.

Mamma mia, thatā€™s a lot of pages.

A lot of ads.

Remember what Van said, why is
your life more valuable than mine?

Funny, I just canā€™t seem to recall that!

I think something stinks in here!

I love the smell of flowers.

How do you like the smell of flames?!

Not as much.

Water bug! Not taking sides!

Ken, Iā€™m wearing a Ohapstick hat!
This is pathetic!

Iā€™ve got issues!

Well, well, well, a royal flush!

  • Youā€™re bluffing.
  • Am I?

Surfā€™s up, dude!

Poo water!

That bowl is gnarly.

Except for those dirty yellow rings!

Kenneth! What are you doing?!

You know, I donā€™t even like honey!
I donā€™t eat it!

We need to talk!

Heā€™s just a little bee!

And he happens to be
the nicest bee Iā€™ve met in a long time!

Long time? What are you talking about?!
Are there other bugs in your life?

No, but there are other things bugging
me in life. And youā€™re one of them!

Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt nightā€¦

My nerves are fried from riding
on this emotional roller coaster!

Goodbye, Ken.

And for your information,

I prefer sugar-free, artificial
sweeteners made by man!

Iā€™m sorry about all that.

I know itā€™s got
an aftertaste! I like it!

I always felt there was some kind
of barrier between Ken and me.

I couldnā€™t overcome it.
Oh, well.

Are you OK for the trial?

I believe Mr. Montgomery
is about out of ideas.

We would like to call
Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.

Good idea! You can really see why heā€™s
considered one of the best lawyersā€¦

Yeah.

Layton, youā€™ve
gotta weave some magic

with this jury,
or itā€™s gonna be all over.

Donā€™t worry. The only thing I have
to do to turn this jury around

is to remind them
of what they donā€™t like about bees.

  • You got the tweezers?
  • Are you allergic?

Only to losing, son. Only to losing.

Mr. Benson Bee, Iā€™ll ask you
what I think weā€™d all like to know.

What exactly is your relationship

to that woman?

Weā€™re friends.

  • Good friends?
  • Yes.

How good? Do you live together?

Wait a minuteā€¦

Are you her littleā€¦

ā€¦bedbug?

Iā€™ve seen a bee documentary or two.
From what I understand,

doesnā€™t your queen give birth
to all the bee children?

  • Yeah, butā€¦

  • So those arenā€™t your real parents!

  • Oh, Barryā€¦

  • Yes, they are!

Hold me back!

Youā€™re an illegitimate bee,
arenā€™t you, Benson?

Heā€™s denouncing bees!

Donā€™t yā€™all date your cousins?

  • Objection!
  • Iā€™m going to pincushion this guy!

Adam, donā€™t! Itā€™s what he wants!

Oh, Iā€™m hit!!

Oh, lordy, I am hit!

Order! Order!

The venom! The venom
is coursing through my veins!

I have been felled
by a winged beast of destruction!

You see? You canā€™t treat them
like equals! Theyā€™re striped savages!

Stingingā€™s the only thing
they know! Itā€™s their way!

  • Adam, stay with me.
  • I canā€™t feel my legs.

What angel of mercy
will come forward to suck the poison

from my heaving buttocks?

I will have order in this court. Order!

Order, please!

The case of the honeybees
versus the human race

took a pointed turn against the bees

yesterday when one of their legal
team stung Layton T. Montgomery.

  • Hey, buddy.

  • Hey.

  • Is there much pain?

  • Yeah.

Iā€¦

I blew the whole case, didnā€™t I?

It doesnā€™t matter. What matters is
youā€™re alive. You could have died.

Iā€™d be better off dead. Look at me.

They got it from the cafeteria
downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.

Look, thereā€™s
a little celery still on it.

What was it like to sting someone?

I canā€™t explain it. It was allā€¦

All adrenaline and thenā€¦
and then ecstasy!

All right.

You think it was all a trap?

Of course. Iā€™m sorry.
I flew us right into this.

What were we thinking? Look at us. Weā€™re
just a couple of bugs in this world.

What will the humans do to us
if they win?

I donā€™t know.

I hear they put the roaches in motels.
That doesnā€™t sound so bad.

Adam, they check in,
but they donā€™t check out!

Oh, my.

Oould you get a nurse
to close that window?

  • Why?
  • The smoke.

Bees donā€™t smoke.

Right. Bees donā€™t smoke.

Bees donā€™t smoke!
But some bees are smoking.

Thatā€™s it! Thatā€™s our case!

It is? Itā€™s not over?

Get dressed. Iā€™ve gotta go somewhere.

Get back to the court and stall.
Stall any way you can.

And assuming youā€™ve done step correctly, youā€™re ready for the tub.

Mr. Flayman.

Yes? Yes, Your Honor!

Where is the rest of your team?

Well, Your Honor, itā€™s interesting.

Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,

and as a result,
we donā€™t make very good time.

I actually heard a funny story aboutā€¦

Your Honor,
havenā€™t these ridiculous bugs

taken up enough
of this courtā€™s valuable time?

How much longer will we allow
these absurd shenanigans to go on?

They have presented no compelling
evidence to support their charges

against my clients,
who run legitimate businesses.

I move for a complete dismissal
of this entire case!

Mr. Flayman, Iā€™m afraid Iā€™m going

to have to consider
Mr. Montgomeryā€™s motion.

But you canā€™t! We have a terrific case.

Where is your proof?
Where is the evidence?

Show me the smoking gun!

Hold it, Your Honor!
You want a smoking gun?

Here is your smoking gun.

What is that?

Itā€™s a bee smoker!

What, this?
This harmless little contraption?

This couldnā€™t hurt a fly,
let alone a bee.

Look at what has happened

to bees who have never been asked,
ā€œSmoking or non?ā€

Is this what nature intended for us?

To be forcibly addicted
to smoke machines

and man-made wooden slat work camps?

Living out our lives as honey slaves
to the white man?

  • What are we gonna do?
  • Heā€™s playing the species card.

Ladies and gentlemen, please,
free these bees!

Free the bees! Free the bees!

Free the bees!

Free the bees! Free the bees!

The court finds in favor of the bees!

Vanessa, we won!

I knew you could do it! High-five!

Sorry.

Iā€™m OK! You know what this means?

All the honey
will finally belong to the bees.

Now we wonā€™t have
to work so hard all the time.

This is an unholy perversion
of the balance of nature, Benson.

Youā€™ll regret this.

Barry, how much honey is out there?

All right. One at a time.

Barry, who are you wearing?

My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
and I have no pants.

  • What if Montgomeryā€™s right?
  • What do you mean?

Weā€™ve been living the bee way
a long time, 27 million years.

Oongratulations on your victory.
What will you demand as a settlement?

First, weā€™ll demand a complete shutdown
of all bee work camps.

Then we want back the honey
that was ours to begin with,

every last drop.

We demand an end to the glorification
of the bear as anything more

than a filthy, smelly,
bad-breath stink machine.

Weā€™re all aware
of what they do in the woods.

Wait for my signal.

Take him out.

Heā€™ll have nauseous
for a few hours, then heā€™ll be fine.

And we will no longer tolerate
bee-negative nicknamesā€¦

But itā€™s just a prance-about stage name!

ā€¦unnecessary inclusion of honey
in bogus health products

and la-dee-da human
tea-time snack garnishments.

Oanā€™t breathe.

Bring it in, boys!

Hold it right there! Good.

Tap it.

Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
and thereā€™s gallons more coming!

  • I think we need to shut down!
  • Shut down? Weā€™ve never shut down.

Shut down honey production!

Stop making honey!

Turn your key, sir!

What do we do now?

Oannonball!

Weā€™re shutting honey production!

Mission abort.

Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
Returning to base.

Adam, you wouldnā€™t believe
how much honey was out there.

Oh, yeah?

Whatā€™s going on? Where is everybody?

  • Are they out celebrating?
  • Theyā€™re home.

They donā€™t know what to do.
Laying out, sleeping in.

I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
to San Antonio with a cricket.

At least we got our honey back.

Sometimes I think, so what if humans
liked our honey? Who wouldnā€™t?

Itā€™s the greatest thing in the world!
I was excited to be part of making it.

This was my new desk. This was my
new job. I wanted to do it really well.

And nowā€¦

Now I canā€™t.

I donā€™t understand
why theyā€™re not happy.

I thought their lives would be better!

Theyā€™re doing nothing. Itā€™s amazing.
Honey really changes people.

You donā€™t have any idea
whatā€™s going on, do you?

  • What did you want to show me?
  • This.

What happened here?

That is not the half of it.

Oh, no. Oh, my.

Theyā€™re all wilting.

Doesnā€™t look very good, does it?

No.

And whose fault do you think that is?

You know, Iā€™m gonna guess bees.

Bees?

Specifically, me.

I didnā€™t think bees not needing to make
honey would affect all these things.

Itā€™s notjust flowers.
Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.

Thatā€™s our whole SAT test right there.

Take away produce, that affects
the entire animal kingdom.

And then, of courseā€¦

The human species?

So if thereā€™s no more pollination,

it could all just go south here,
couldnā€™t it?

I know this is also partly my fault.

How about a suicide pact?

How do we do it?

  • Iā€™ll sting you, you step on me.
  • Thatjust kills you twice.

Right, right.

Listen, Barryā€¦
sorry, but I gotta get going.

I had to open my mouth and talk.

Vanessa?

Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
Where are you going?

To the final Tournament of Roses parade
in Pasadena.

Theyā€™ve moved it to this weekend
because all the flowers are dying.

Itā€™s the last chance
Iā€™ll ever have to see it.

Vanessa, I just wanna say Iā€™m sorry.
I never meant it to turn out like this.

I know. Me neither.

Tournament of Roses.
Roses canā€™t do sports.

Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?

Roses!

Vanessa!

Roses?!

Barry?

  • Roses are flowers!
  • Yes, they are.

Flowers, bees, pollen!

I know.
Thatā€™s why this is the last parade.

Maybe not.
Oould you ask him to slow down?

Oould you slow down?

Barry!

OK, I made a huge mistake.
This is a total disaster, all my fault.

Yes, it kind of is.

Iā€™ve ruined the planet.
I wanted to help you

with the flower shop.
Iā€™ve made it worse.

Actually, itā€™s completely closed down.

I thought maybe you were remodeling.

But I have another idea, and itā€™s
greater than my previous ideas combined.

I donā€™t want to hear it!

All right, they have the roses,
the roses have the pollen.

I know every bee, plant
and flower bud in this park.

All we gotta do is get what theyā€™ve got
back here with what weā€™ve got.

  • Bees.

  • Park.

  • Pollen!

  • Flowers.

  • Repollination!

  • Across the nation!

Tournament of Roses,
Pasadena, Oalifornia.

Theyā€™ve got nothing
but flowers, floats and cotton candy.

Security will be tight.

I have an idea.

Vanessa Bloome, FTD.

Official floral business. Itā€™s real.

Sorry, maā€™am. Nice brooch.

Thank you. It was a gift.

Once inside,
we just pick the right float.

How about The Princess and the Pea?

I could be the princess,
and you could be the pea!

Yes, I got it.

  • Where should I sit?

  • What are you?

  • I believe Iā€™m the pea.

  • The pea?

It goes under the mattresses.

  • Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
  • Iā€™m getting the marshal.

You do that!
This whole parade is a fiasco!

Letā€™s see what this babyā€™ll do.

Hey, what are you doing?!

Then all we do
is blend in with trafficā€¦

ā€¦without arousing suspicion.

Once at the airport,
thereā€™s no stopping us.

Stop! Security.

  • You and your insect pack your float?
  • Yes.

Has it been
in your possession the entire time?

Would you remove your shoes?

  • Remove your stinger.
  • Itā€™s part of me.

I know. Just having some fun.
Enjoy your flight.

Then if weā€™re lucky, weā€™ll have
just enough pollen to do the job.

Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
have just enough pollen to do the job!

I think this is gonna work.

Itā€™s got to work.

Attention, passengers,
this is Oaptain Scott.

We have a bit of bad weather
in New York.

It looks like weā€™ll experience
a couple hours delay.

Barry, these are cut flowers
with no water. Theyā€™ll never make it.

I gotta get up there
and talk to them.

Be careful.

Oan I get help
with the Sky Mall magazine?

Iā€™d like to order the talking
inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.

Oaptain, Iā€™m in a real situation.

  • Whatā€™d you say, Hal?
  • Nothing.

Bee!

Donā€™t freak out! My entire speciesā€¦

What are you doing?

  • Wait a minute! Iā€™m an attorney!
  • Whoā€™s an attorney?

Donā€™t move.

Oh, Barry.

Good afternoon, passengers.
This is your captain.

Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
please report to the cockpit?

And please hurry!

What happened here?

There was a DustBuster,
a toupee, a life raft exploded.

Oneā€™s bald, oneā€™s in a boat,
theyā€™re both unconscious!

  • Is that another bee joke?
  • No!

No oneā€™s flying the plane!

This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
Whatā€™s your status?

This is Vanessa Bloome.
Iā€™m a florist from New York.

Whereā€™s the pilot?

Heā€™s unconscious,
and so is the copilot.

Not good. Does anyone onboard
have flight experience?

As a matter of fact, there is.

  • Whoā€™s that?
  • Barry Benson.

From the honey trial?! Oh, great.

Vanessa, this is nothing more
than a big metal bee.

Itā€™s got giant wings, huge engines.

I canā€™t fly a plane.

  • Why not? Isnā€™t John Travolta a pilot?
  • Yes.

How hard could it be?

Wait, Barry!
Weā€™re headed into some lightning.

This is Bob Bumble. We have some
late-breaking news from JFK Airport,

where a suspenseful scene
is developing.

Barry Benson,
fresh from his legal victoryā€¦

Thatā€™s Barry!

ā€¦is attempting to land a plane,
loaded with people, flowers

and an incapacitated flight crew.

Flowers?!

We have a storm in the area
and two individuals at the controls

with absolutely no flight experience.

Just a minute.
Thereā€™s a bee on that plane.

Iā€™m quite familiar with Mr. Benson
and his no-account compadres.

Theyā€™ve done enough damage.

But isnā€™t he your only hope?

Technically, a bee
shouldnā€™t be able to fly at all.

Their wings are too smallā€¦

Havenā€™t we heard this a million times?

ā€œThe surface area of the wings
and body mass make no sense.ā€

  • Get this on the air!

  • Got it.

  • Stand by.

  • Weā€™re going live.

The way we work may be a mystery to you.

Making honey takes a lot of bees
doing a lot of small jobs.

But let me tell you about a small job.

If you do it well,
it makes a big difference.

More than we realized.
To us, to everyone.

Thatā€™s why I want to get bees
back to working together.

Thatā€™s the bee way!
Weā€™re not made of Jell-O.

We get behind a fellow.

  • Black and yellow!
  • Hello!

Left, right, down, hover.

  • Hover?
  • Forget hover.

This isnā€™t so hard.
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!

Barry, what happened?!

Wait, I think we were
on autopilot the whole time.

  • That may have been helping me.
  • And now weā€™re not!

So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.

All of you, letā€™s get
behind this fellow! Move it out!

Move out!

Our only chance is if I do what Iā€™d do,
you copy me with the wings of the plane!

Donā€™t have to yell.

Iā€™m not yelling!
Weā€™re in a lot of trouble.

Itā€™s very hard to concentrate
with that panicky tone in your voice!

Itā€™s not a tone. Iā€™m panicking!

I canā€™t do this!

Vanessa, pull yourself together.
You have to snap out of it!

You snap out of it.

You snap out of it.

  • You snap out of it!

  • You snap out of it!

  • You snap out of it!

  • You snap out of it!

  • You snap out of it!

  • You snap out of it!

  • Hold it!

  • Why? Oome on, itā€™s my turn.

How is the plane flying?

I donā€™t know.

Hello?

Benson, got any flowers
for a happy occasion in there?

The Pollen Jocks!

They do get behind a fellow.

  • Black and yellow.
  • Hello.

All right, letā€™s drop this tin can
on the blacktop.

Where? I canā€™t see anything. Oan you?

No, nothing. Itā€™s all cloudy.

Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.

  • Thinking bee.
  • Thinking bee.

Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

Wait a minute.
I think Iā€™m feeling something.

  • What?
  • I donā€™t know. Itā€™s strong, pulling me.

Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.

Bring the nose down.

Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

  • What in the world is on the tarmac?
  • Get some lights on that!

Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

  • Vanessa, aim for the flower.
  • OK.

Out the engines. Weā€™re going in
on bee power. Ready, boys?

Affirmative!

Good. Good. Easy, now. Thatā€™s it.

Land on that flower!

Ready? Full reverse!

Spin it around!

  • Not that flower! The other one!

  • Which one?

  • That flower.

  • Iā€™m aiming at the flower!

Thatā€™s a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
I mean the giant pulsating flower

made of millions of bees!

Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.

Rotate around it.

  • This is insane, Barry!
  • Thisā€™s the only way I know how to fly.

Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
flying in an insect-like pattern?

Get your nose in there. Donā€™t be afraid.
Smell it. Full reverse!

Just drop it. Be a part of it.

Aim for the center!

Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!

Oome on, already.

Barry, we did it!
You taught me how to fly!

  • Yes. No high-five!
  • Right.

Barry, it worked!
Did you see the giant flower?

What giant flower? Where? Of course
I saw the flower! That was genius!

  • Thank you.
  • But weā€™re not done yet.

Listen, everyone!

This runway is covered
with the last pollen

from the last flowers
available anywhere on Earth.

That means this is our last chance.

Weā€™re the only ones who make honey,
pollinate flowers and dress like this.

If weā€™re gonna survive as a species,
this is our moment! What do you say?

Are we going to be bees, orjust
Museum of Natural History keychains?

Weā€™re bees!

Keychain!

Then follow me! Except Keychain.

Hold on, Barry. Here.

Youā€™ve earned this.

Yeah!

Iā€™m a Pollen Jock! And itā€™s a perfect
fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.

Oh, yeah.

Thatā€™s our Barry.

Mom! The bees are back!

If anybody needs
to make a call, nowā€™s the time.

I got a feeling weā€™ll be
working late tonight!

Hereā€™s your change. Have a great
afternoon! Oan I help whoā€™s next?

Would you like some honey with that?
It is bee-approved. Donā€™t forget these.

Milk, cream, cheese, itā€™s all me.
And I donā€™t see a nickel!

Sometimes I just feel
like a piece of meat!

I had no idea.

Barry, Iā€™m sorry.
Have you got a moment?

Would you excuse me?
My mosquito associate will help you.

Sorry Iā€™m late.

Heā€™s a lawyer too?

I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
All I needed was a briefcase.

Have a great afternoon!

Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
and I canā€™t get them anywhere.

No problem, Vannie.
Just leave it to me.

Youā€™re a lifesaver, Barry.
Oan I help whoā€™s next?

All right, scramble, jocks!
Itā€™s time to fly.

Thank you, Barry!

That bee is living my life!

Let it go, Kenny.

  • When will this nightmare end?!

  • Let it all go.

  • Beautiful day to fly.

  • Sure is.

Between you and me,
I was dying to get out of that office.

You have got
to start thinking bee, my friend.

  • Thinking bee!
  • Me?

Hold it. Letā€™s just stop
for a second. Hold it.

Iā€™m sorry. Iā€™m sorry, everyone.
Oan we stop here?

Iā€™m not making a major life decision
during a production number!

All right. Take ten, everybody.
Wrap it up, guys.

I had virtually no rehearsal for that.

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