Genesis: The Art of Madness [Open RP]

Leena is silent.

A: A pity really
A: Waste of a great body
A: Anyway if you want the curse gone you’re going to have to find the mermaid that cursed you
A: The best I can do is a 12 hour Yoyo at the moment

Leena stays silent.

A: I’m assuming you know what a Yoyo potion is

A: Well in case you don’t know, imagine you have a Yoyo, and the Yoyo being down is the desired effect
A: It will go down, but then up again
A: Multiple times for the duration of the potion
A: It’s not the best fix but, y’know, F%&# Mermaids

A: Just don’t have sex and you shouldn’t run into too many problems

Leena nods.

Leena then sighs
“I killed the mermaid.”

Leena: “Do you have a silver micro-ring ball and chain?”

Canon: It is actually 1688.

A: You killed the mermaid?
A: Then the curse should have ended immediately
A: This might be permanent
She looks out of the window
A: It’s getting late, if you don’t have a place to stay you can take the spare room
A: Or I could ask Cassie to sleep in there and you could take her place

A: Oh but where are my manners?
A: Dinner must be ready by now
A: Cassie’s a great chef
A: She’s just great in general
A: Learning that spell was the best use of six weeks ever
A: She’s a chef, a servant, a friend, a shop worker, a pet AND a lover all in one

A: Anyway, as a consolation for your predicament you simply must dine with us, I insist
She pulls Leena to a dining room and sits her down at the dinner table, a hot plate is in front of her, with an unusual looking meat, Angie has a plate of the same meat, and Cassie is tending to the shop, Angie eats

Leena: “I can be a pretty good lover too, and I’ll take the spare.”

A: Good choice dearie
A: My last lover bled out all over my nice clean floor
A: And let me tell you it takes ages to get blood out of wooden boards
She eats

A: Apparantly that’s not even what he meant when he told me to eat him
A: Who knew!?
A: Ahahahahahahahahah
A: That was a funny weekend

Leena fearlessly takes a bite from the unusual meat
“This tastes… off, dragon? Spriggan? Fairy maybe.?”

It finally clicks in Leena’s head.
“Ah, Human meat. Haven’t had this in a while.”

(Is anyone even in the village…)

(Yes we’re there right now)
A: My my you’re the observant type