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#741

But I kinda made you not win by mistake. Oops

#742

Same

#743

well shit

#744

I was protecting you as a good Merc

#745

wait im confused though

#746

[20/3 11:46 AM] Alan: THE CANCER IS ALREADY GONE

Dr. Gupta says: No one should die of cancer except by carelessness; (1). The first step is to stop all sugar intake, without sugar in your body, cancer cells would die of natural death. (2). The second step is to mix an entire lemon fruit with a cup of hot water and drink it for about 1-3 months before FEEDING and the cancer cells disappear, according to a survey by the Maryland Medical School, is 1000 times better than chemotherapy. (3). The third step is to drink 3 tablespoons of organic coconut oil morning and evening and the cancer will disappear, you can choose either of the two therapies after avoiding the sugar. Ignorance is no excuse; I have shared this information for over 5 years. Letting everyone around you know, it is a sacrilege for those who die of cancer this day; God bless. Forwarded as received.
[20/3 11:50 AM] + redacted: The most difficult is to completely withdraw the sugar. More we are trying: stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: water with lemon always: wink:
[20/3 11:51 AM] Alan: Just do not add any help

#747

sjkl;sdqsdklasda
?/??? MY BRAIN IS DYING FROM THE TITEL

#748

Scum tried converting you but I guarded you and stopped it by mistake

#749

at least you guarded me

#750
Summary

FEMALE DESIRES:

Women at 22 years old

I want a man who ā€¦

  1. Be beautiful,
  2. Charming,
  3. Financially stable,
  4. A good listener,
  5. Fun,
  6. In good physical shape,
  7. If you look good,
  8. Appreciate the finer things,
  9. Make many pleasant surprises,
  10. Be a creative and romantic lover.

Revised List at 32 Years

I want a man who ā€¦

  1. Be cute,
  2. Open the car door.
    3 Have enough money to have dinner out with some frequency
    4 ā€¦ Listen more than talk,
  3. Laugh at my jokes,
  4. Load the bags from the market easily,
  5. Have at least one tie,
  6. Remember birthdays and special dates,
  7. Look for romance at least once a week.

Revised List at 42 Years

I want a man who ā€¦

  1. Do not be too ugly,
  2. Wait for me to sit in the car before starting to accelerate,
  3. Have a fixed job
  4. Shake your head as I speak,
  5. Be in shape at least to change the place furniture,
  6. Wear T-shirts that cover your belly,
  7. Do not buy cider thinking itā€™s champagne,
  8. Remember to lower the lid of the toilet (itā€™s already good, right? Forget the Romance ā€¦)

Revised List at 52 Years

I want a man who ā€¦

  1. Cut the hairs of the nose and ears,
  2. Do not scratch the bag
  3. Do not pee day and night
  4. Do not shake your head until you sleep while Iā€™m complaining,
  5. Do not tell the same joke all the time.

Revised List at 62 Years

I want a man who ā€¦

  1. Do not scare small children,
  2. Snoring low without drooling when sleeping,
  3. Be fit enough to stand alone,
  4. Do not shit underwear

Revised List at 72 Years

I want a man who ā€¦

  1. Breathe,
  2. Remember where you left your teeth

Revised List at 88 Years

I do not even remember what I want ā€¦

#751

wth is this

#752
Summary

Did you know ?! :flushed::thinking::thinking:

On March 6, Womenā€™s Day was created but they took 2 days to get ready ā€¦:lipstick::lips::eye::nail_care::skin-tone-1::ok_woman::skin-tone-1:ā™€:dress:: high_heel: ou: boot :? :gloves:: womans_hat :: handbag: or: purse:? :coat:: bouquet: or: cherry_blossom :? : dark_sunglasses :: closed_umbrella :: man_in_business_suit_levitating :: skin-tone-1: or: male_dancer :: skin-tone-1 :?
So it was postponed to March 8.: joy:

Manā€™s Day was also planned, but, as usual, they forgot the date! : thinking :: joy:

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
I LOVED IT! : wink :: stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: :star_struck:

#753

merc are u good

#754

Two teachers are dining at a restaurant. When they got there, it was completely full and there was no room for them. Most of the tables were occupied by couples.

One of them picks up the cell phone and makes a call aloud looking at the seated couples:
"Hi, my friend, I just got here at the restaurant and your husband is here with another woman. If I were you, Iā€™d come and see ā€¦

Five men rushed out ā€¦ two fainted. Seven free tables.

Teacher is known critter! :joy:: joy:

#755

Sheā€™s been taken over by the noobs

#756

nooo merc /convert merc into regular merc

#757

Hate speech warning for this one

Summary

:white_circle: Pabllo Vittar will present childrenā€™s program on Globo.:white_circle:

Thatā€™s right, singer Pabllo Vittar has signed a 5-year contract with Globo to present the TV program GAY CHILD: flag_white:: rainbow :, which will be shown from 9 a.m. to 11 a.m. in the morning, Monday through Friday.

The program will replace the current ā€œEncuentro con FĆ”tima Bernardesā€, and will not display drawings, but rather frames with sexual, homosexual and gender ideology content.

Check out some of the pictures that will be displayed:

: black_circle: DISCOVER YOUR GENDER!

: black_circle: HE OR HER?

: black_circle: MOMMY I AM GAY!

: black_circle: LEAVING THE CABINET.

The aim of the program is to induce children to practice homosexuality indiscriminately, even if they are not homosexual.

Do not let your children watch this debauchery, we will boycott the Globo network and all its actors and presenters that scatter the traditional Brazilian family.

Pass through to at least 10 friends or 3 groups. Soon the whole Brazil will be aware of this safadeza

#Resetting

#758

unconvertible?

#759

Didnā€™t work. Possibly

#760

damn what now