Grand Idea Turbo [3/9] - N3 - Wazza, Amelia, and Italy (The Mafia) Win!

big brain time

Exactly

No because there werenā€™t any.
Iā€™m not doing reads for a turbo game that Iā€™m not even really following.

Whilst letting the fake copypasta escape :^)

oh thats why Wazza liked my post

Ah.

I even no guarded n3 cuz I thought Italy was the killer

Also
I FPSed
I did a thing

Preistess - Righteous king [prince king]
SDA(italy) - HTM [Lw who joins scumcaht if not posting all phase
Amelia - Anstreim(named CL)
Jane - The scientist(alchemist who canā€™t explain reads)
Modeshifter - SirDerpsAlot(basically a cop)
Ici(wazza) - ā€œscumā€(town miller)
PKR - citizen
Ob_Light - aesthetic virus(u saw flip)
EVO - Algorithm(conditional dayvop, u also saw flip_

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FPS master race

I turned wazza into a godfather basically

i claimed logical to priestess, taking extra care to give it perfect grammar so i could last the phase
and then threw it away

I knew from your first post you were scum lmao.

It felt so forced.

To celebrate this, hereā€™s a cursed image.

Look at Italy.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486737435448049667/705145886329798716/unknown.png

@Jane You donā€™t even understand who the fuck youā€™re dealing with. I have advanced degrees in statistics
and computer science and Iā€™ve created a simple program with an advanced algorithm that Iā€™ve been working on for years. I have read and tracked over 600 forum mafia games, recording every fencesit, every association, every scumtell. I have over 50 documented, specific forms and versions of scumtells and towntells, and at this point I can just skim a thread and put it into my machine. I have reduced the cacophonous lies of forum mafia into a pure, beautiful mathematical formula, and itā€™s led me to literal hundreds of wins.
Why do I think youā€™re scum? I donā€™t deign to think about you myself. Instead, I thought about how to create a program to know mathematically whether you are scum. I donā€™t need to think about you, because my algorithm has determined that you are scum to an 87% certainty. You cannot beat those numbers at this stage in the game. Weā€™re talking about a mere 13% chance that you are a town member so monumentally bad at this game that you fooled a computer program that has successfully identified over 500 unique mafia players as scum with over 96% accuracy. Your only defense, in other words, is that you are so naturally scummy that youā€™re an outlier.
Whether youā€™re town or mafia, this is a message from mathematics ā€“ you are bad at this game. You have played so scummy that a perfectly objective process has labeled you as scum. Whether that makes you bad at playing your specific rolecard or bad in general, there is no question that behaving like scum means you have not performed well. Consider this a welcome wakeup call, as hundreds have before you: If a player decides youā€™re scum, itā€™s possible you just got unlucky, but if a computer program can be that certain of your alignment, there are some serious holes in your game, because it means youā€™re scum in an objective sense, rather than a subjective one. For that reason, Iā€™m willing to roll that die and take that 13% risk, because even if thereā€™s a small chance you might be town, thereā€™s not even a remote chance that youā€™re good.

Good job

hot take

conversion in a 9p bad

but anstreim made it so im proud

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I think Iā€™m being kinda [word I canā€™t remember] so Iā€™ll stop.

it isnā€™t enough
we need to colonize africa

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:^)