Haiku battle time extravaganza

I love these forums

So freaking easy to use

Marry me now please

http://www.poetrysoup.com/haiku_syllable_counter/

Why must we battle
Why not share in haiku love
It doesn’t seem right

Battle to the death

No survivors allowed here

Only Haiku/Memes

Why must we have meme
Where is the love for haiku
Die, Xerxes, die

That’s not a haiku
“Xerxes” has two syllables
Git gud Damafaud

Oh cloud a mistake

At least I don’t use symbols

Unlike someone here

May we have some peace

Jesus why must we battle in hakiu

Just deal with it guys

ressurect old thread
Second line isn’t right, noz
It’s seven, not ten

Hakius are for nerds
Why don’t you shut up now Guy
Thank you very much

Why did you use ‘guy’
Don’t you know what my name is?
Or are you just bad?

I used guy because
Simon added 2 more than seven
I am good at life

Well you say that, yet…
Your second line’s wrong again
Just syllable check

Also you are wrong
Simon would make 8 not 9
Can you even count?

HAIKUS ARE FOR FUCKING NERDS. Japan should stick in anime and pokemon :stuck_out_tongue:

Wow that’s terrible
Not even 3 lines this time
Do you even try?

En guard let us FIGHT!
I will defeat you fairly.
Don’t need survivors