Happy Puzzle University - Game Thread (CHAPTER FIVE)

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#3127

NAME: WAZZA

TALENT: ULTIMATE GAMER

CAUSE OF DEATH: IMPALED NECK

TIME OF DEATH:2021-01-10T06:00:00Z (12 AM CST, the clock is fucky for those in CST) → 2021-01-10T07:00:00Z

STATE OF BODY: THERE BE A KUNAI ON THE BODY. IT IMPALES HIS NECK. BLOOD IS EVERYWHERE! THERE’S A SMALL BUMP ON BOTH OF HIS KNEES.

#3128

i don’t think it can be apprentice because they had the chance to kill me
yes i’m pocketed

#3129

good news for you then
i was with apprentice like
the entirety of yesterday
neither of us would have plausibly had a chance to kill

#3130

i think we’re excluding zap here for Inactivity Reasons :tm:

so, that leaves you and gorta

#3131

i wouldn’t reuse a killing method to the letter like this
professionals have standards

#3132

somehow we all just forgot zap was alive

#3133

as great as that is i’m afraid i’m gonna need something other than ‘i wouldn’t do that’

#3134

(even though i agree that it was pretty ungamer)

#3135

i also could have killed apprentice

#3136

we were both alone in the storage room

#3137

and don’t you dare tell me i can’t kill someone with a pencil

#3138

what did you get from storage?

#3139

a flare
investigative button

#3140

i was confused too
all a flare does is help you mark your own death and burn down buildings with people inside them

#3141

uh
interesting

what else do you have on you

@an_gorta_pratai it’d also be nice to get things started quickly since like
you two are basically thunderdomed at this point

#3142

since I won’t get to carry it out now, my plan was to chop someone into pieces and reassemble their body on the security guard skeleton

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#3143

literally my inventory from last chapter

#3144

arctic had like 7 minutes to do this which I don’t think is enough time

Zap wasn’t even playing lul

#3145

This is unironically probably true wowie

#3146

but was gorta active enough to kill? I saw him chilling in cafe at one point, but that’s it.