Happy Puzzle University - Game Thread (CHAPTER FIVE)

i thought irrational numbers existed because someone did meth and then pi existed

Thatā€™s the joke. My sacrilegious spelling of sacrilege

Oh boy wait until you hear about the quantity of acid used to get mathematicians to think about irrational numbers

Pretty sure Pi was something else. Either way people didnā€™t realize irrational numbers existed until one guy told them so

Also Iā€™m pretty sure people had a cult around the rational numbers or something and the guy who made irrational numbers was like hunted or something, or maybe that was from one of my wierd dreamĀ£

the imperial system
:^)

Back away, satan

Wait but doesnā€™t that make us all serial killers

to be considered a serial killer you have to kill 3 people
i got that from criminal minds and no reliable source whatsoever

Killing people is difficult when RNG dictates you are instead a warmonger despair-induced journalist

killing people is easy when RNG dictates you are the most feared serial killer in all japan literally named after the fact that youā€™ve killed more people than a fucking truck in anime :^)

Iā€™m not here to kill anyone! I just want to make friends and solve puzzles.

yet

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Hmm

I still donā€™t know whether Iā€™m supposed to have this gun or not

Is that a threat

why donā€™t you just shoot headmaster sunshine

Also kyoā€™s pfp still brings me endless amusement

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Hmmā€¦

Not a bad idea actually

Hello there. I, as you all know, am the famous Tess ā€œTessAā€ Ardent.
I am attending this University not to learn anything but to just demonstrate my skill as a small paragraph for one of my articles.
As you should know, I am already a qualified veterinarian, actress, architect, singer, dentist, detective, writer, farmer, nurse, pilot, engineer, accountant, butcher, cashier, barber, carpenter, lifeguard, baker, electrician, flight attendant, plumber, receptionist, researcher, scientist, lawyer, bus driver, designer, journalist, photographer, musician, painter, florist, sales assistant, mechanic, model, shop assistant, politician, translator, postman, hairdresser, taxi driver, pharmacist, nanny, travel agent, cleaner, biologist, businesswoman, dancer, gardener, meteorologist, programmer, travel guide, and saleswoman.

Oh shit

Iā€™m your biggest fan

I majored in journalism purely to get a chance to meet the legendary TessArdent