Happy Puzzle University - Game Thread (CHAPTER FIVE)

but like
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I don’t think sulit kills

I actually went to chem storage specifically for poison I think
And then I didn’t get poison and a motive came up for poison and literally three people have majors that could lead to poisoning someone
So I hit murder, and knew I’d only kill if I managed to get exactly poison because I knew people would know I hit murder

I didn’t get poison so I went in the huff and saw Arete posted that they could literally AFK in the cafeteria bcuz there is nothing else to do and I very remember that post bc I’m like ‘that’s exactly like me everywhere has been ransacked’
So I just stayed in the Cafeteria doing nothing as a protest for Marshal giving me a shitty kunai instead of a motive weapon

And I went to the Nurse’s Building for poison as well but still couldn’t find any bloody poison, only a shattered cabinet and bandages and was like ‘fuck someone’s got here before me’ like always
They were kind enough to leave bandages on the floor though

I mean I’m not trying to hint anything but sulit threw me into an incinerator that one time while I was minding my own business
At this point I just know it’s not me but I kind of agree with every other reason as to why it’s not everyone else so I have absolutely no clue what’s happened

Sulit killing immediately feels like it’d be too obvious but who else is there
And I can’t believe you’d consider me that low of a person to pull a Chapter 1 easy poison kill
Do you know who I am
I am the person who stores snake venom in ice packs to poison people
And you have the audacity to assume I would commit such a simple crime

Snake venom in ice packs pretending to heal their wound and also trying to set them free to run off and cause chaos but also killing them simultaneously

To be precise

Lol, I mean, you’re not wrong.
As a ninja I had a damn bladed weapons store, high agility and due to TL I had mega boosted INT.
Yet I still didn’t kill.

It’s not that :^)

Wazza

And going there induces physical pain in my brain

I mean I specifically avoided joining the last two games because the first one made me angery

Which was directly caused by
Me murdering trial 1

I’m not really the type of person to be like wow I’ll do better this time

I am more of the avoid all my problems type

Was already weh because this was danganronpa

Doubt I would have wim to actually
Commit a murder

Wowee

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I’m not going to say I was sad or disappointed that I learned this was Danganronpa it was kinda like an ‘ok’ type thing but I wanted to play a more relaxed puzzle game for once

Laziness is not welcome in a school environment

lazylit

This entire post is just me in a nutshell as well
After playing Countries FM I was done with being a Neutral Killer (I had no WiM to start with anyway bc I considered my card underpowered) and couldn’t be bothered with Forum Mafia so I signed up to a puzzle game
Narrator: It was not a puzzle game

My card is also criminally underpowered in this game as well imo

But I’m not going to say I am the type of person to not commit murder because of my WiM
I just don’t really care about dying earlier than most people…
LOL

Me: Kyo lied about his stats but there’s plenty of plausible reasons for a non-Blackened participant to lie so this probably won’t amount to much more than wifom

Kyo: openwolfs

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I don’t even know anymore

weh

this is slightly lame

but I don’t have to stress about solving anymore

weh