Happy Puzzle University - Game Thread (CHAPTER FIVE)

NAME: WAZZA

TALENT: ULTIMATE GAMER

CAUSE OF DEATH: IMPALED NECK

TIME OF DEATH:2021-01-10T06:00:00Z (12 AM CST, the clock is fucky for those in CST) → 2021-01-10T07:00:00Z

STATE OF BODY: THERE BE A KUNAI ON THE BODY. IT IMPALES HIS NECK. BLOOD IS EVERYWHERE! THERE’S A SMALL BUMP ON BOTH OF HIS KNEES.

i don’t think it can be apprentice because they had the chance to kill me
yes i’m pocketed

good news for you then
i was with apprentice like
the entirety of yesterday
neither of us would have plausibly had a chance to kill

i think we’re excluding zap here for Inactivity Reasons :tm:

so, that leaves you and gorta

i wouldn’t reuse a killing method to the letter like this
professionals have standards

somehow we all just forgot zap was alive

as great as that is i’m afraid i’m gonna need something other than ‘i wouldn’t do that’

(even though i agree that it was pretty ungamer)

i also could have killed apprentice

we were both alone in the storage room

and don’t you dare tell me i can’t kill someone with a pencil

what did you get from storage?

a flare
investigative button

i was confused too
all a flare does is help you mark your own death and burn down buildings with people inside them

uh
interesting

what else do you have on you

@an_gorta_pratai it’d also be nice to get things started quickly since like
you two are basically thunderdomed at this point

since I won’t get to carry it out now, my plan was to chop someone into pieces and reassemble their body on the security guard skeleton

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literally my inventory from last chapter

arctic had like 7 minutes to do this which I don’t think is enough time

Zap wasn’t even playing lul

This is unironically probably true wowie

but was gorta active enough to kill? I saw him chilling in cafe at one point, but that’s it.