House Party! [Thread]

Roleplaying
#361

The monkey knocks on the door

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#362

Opens the door

Hi, is this the pizza?

#363

How much do I owe you

#364

3 dollars

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#365

He opens the briefcase, revealing several suspicious pineapples that look vaguely like pizza

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#366

takes out wallet. Proceeds to take out a 5 dollar bill and hand it to the monkey. Keep the change

#367

the monkey strolls inside the building

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#368

um, excuse me, Officer… do you have a warrant to be here?

#369

that’s a pizza delivery guy

he’s delivering our pizza

#370

why does he have to come inside with the pizza?
also he’s wearing a uniform that looks suspiciously like a police uniform

#371

The cost of living has risen so high he probably didn’t even have time to take off his gear before having to go to his part time job.

#372

you already paid him for the pizza, though, why’s he still here?

#373

That’s a very good question, you should consider asking him.

#374

the officer was seemingly considering something while you were speaking, before resuming

ooh ooh aah aah

he points to the nearest phone

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#375

do…you want me to hand you the phone?

#376

he nods

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#377

Walks over to the phone and grabs it. Proceeds to hand the officer the phone

#378

dials 911
OOH OOH AAH AAH

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#379

hey uh
maybe you’d like this kind of phone more
grabs phone and hangs up really fast
grabs a banana lying on the table and hands it to the officer

#380

the officer, confused, unpeels the banana
they then unpeel themselves

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