House Party! [Thread]

Roleplaying
#221

okay so

for starters you can choose between pan-seared toenails or a half-eaten orange

for entrees you can choose between steamed rat or expired string cheese

for dessert there are complimentary rat tails

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#222

I am… honestly surprised you don’t steam the rat tails with the rest of the rat :thonk: but what do I know about rat cuisine?? also how do you cook in the basement

btw you should maybe take the chips and hide in the basement if min’s parents actually decide to show up. I get the impression they probably haven’t noticed you, so you might wanna keep it that way.

#223

oh they know i live here
they love me

#224

oh all right then
hope they’re chill with the rest of us in that case

#225

they love me because i remind them of how to not be a failure

#226

motivational figure, I see
very wise

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#227

@min do you know how to get rid of blood out of the carpet

#228

Give me my shirt back

#229

no
i need it more than you do rich boy

#230

/inconspicuously search for any items that could potentially be used as a weapon

#231

I’m sure someone has a spare shirt for you, arctic… maybe ask the magic guy if he’s hiding an extra shirt in his pocket or something

#232

@Magnus are you the magic man

please procure me a shirt out of thin air
for your services i will give you a rat tail

#233

a worthwhile trade, 11/10 if I do say so myself

#234

Pls no

#235

No. I don’t

Oh no

#236

I said I will, you can’t stop me.

#237

You fool
steals pigeons phone

#238

calls pigeons parents

#239

“hello this is 911 we need you to come arrest your child”

#240

Hmm

/Setup a bomb trap at the door

No one will ruin this party