^^
When you go into a full suicidal breakdown in the middle of class.
(I’ve done this multiple times…)
Tmw you question your own sexuality in home.
tfw when you confess your love to somebody and you get fricking rejected.
So is that why you have suicidical thought?
(no offense)
This happened to me once a guy asked me on a date and i said i had to study.
I was trying to be relatable.
Tmw you go into class and realise you forgot your laptop.
This is a first world problem.
Understandable, have a nice day.
I sometimes also have that problem…
So yeah, I need to borrow a crappy mac from IT department.
Tmw your crush asks you if your friend is single.
MACs do the job for me, I don’t mind (Coding)
No. NO.
Did he ever talked to you again?
Yep i said yes the 2nd time because i actually had to study when he first asked me.
I’ll keep that excuse in mind if anyone I don’t give a shit about comes up to me.
(fyi, I haven’t really moved on from the same person… yay for me)
Well, time to stab that friend
(okay I’m not being serious)
Ask north korea for a nuke.
HEY JONGY.
PASS ME THAT FUCKING NUKE.
I’M GONNA NEED IT QUICKLY
There is no way the police will believe that you are Kim Jong-un’s best friend.