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but I do wanna flex that in like 6th grade I was the best in my class at that

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I’m out of likes!

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Nyeh!

the push up test however

I got like 2

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i remember when i could do 100 shups like it was nothing, in middle school

turns out weighing like 10 pounds helps

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I was best in 6th and 7th grade
I also coincidentally was the one person in that entire year who got sent home for the day for “collapsing during pe”

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this image/title/post composition will never fail to amuse me

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i’ve never been able to get more than 5 pushups in a row

I guess I got a runner’s body

or just someone who’s not fit for athletics but this is what I tell myself

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ima just flex that I achieved the lowest score achievable

lap 1, sprinted my ass off, tripped, then sprained my ankle

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I’m surprised I didn’t do this tbh

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I’m assuming you’re referring to military pushups
I vibe but I can do like 6 pull-ups which is :eyes:

FEEL OUR PAIN

but did you not make the soccer team because your cleat came flying off your foot and hit the coach in the face?

haha…

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We called it the beep test when we did it

It was fun like the first 5 ones when it was chill and you could just like jog with friends

and then you have no athletic friends and so they all drop like flies and then ur just sprinting

I don’t think I literally ever managed to get the minimum number of Pacer laps

Godly
Too good to be left alive

Something is incredibly wrong, I can feel it.

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