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the dynamics of The Straights™ will always be entirely unknowable to me, whereas at least I understand on an intuitive level the romantic shenanagins of The Gays™

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ici’s typing style is always amusing

Good choice because Cancer constellation has some lovely star clusters such as Messier 44
https://i.imgur.com/IEhpQmd.jpg

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I understand all
I am all-knowing

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+Another :eyes:
https://i.imgur.com/0PwO0XI.png

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bitch nobody is out of your league

You have a good personality and should just go for it

this message was brought to you by the one who will never go for it

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tbh the concept of “leagues” is just silly

i tried to pretend they never existed because they do no good, only bad

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Well… uh… most of the times, yes.

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Okay trying to pinpoint vulgard in a conversation is hard now

Im resorting to looking for joycats

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on a serious level I feel like I get why straight men find women sexually attractive but I don’t get why romantically, and on the other hand I do get why gay men find men romantically attractive, but never the full picture, and never in myself

i feel like it’s just some things my aroace ass brain is able to intuitively understand

Free me from this torment.
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Just tell me which posts to like for you
I gotchu

okay, everyone (including any heteros here I guess) what’s the weirdest thing you’ve noticed that straight people do that makes no logical sense and it’s specifically a straight thing?

I feel like emotions in general are scary after you’ve spent most of your life trying to suppress them, so here we are.

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personally for me it’s that thing where they rank female beauty using number scales
apparently that’s a thing that some of them do unironically
for some reason

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okay yeah but lets not personally attackatze

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haha imagine doing that amirite :upside_down_face::upside_down_face::upside_down_face:

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Its a personal attack on both of us, I suppose.

Is this where I insert virtual hugs

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it’s something that you really get more from The Straights™ and I do not understand what the value of that is when it seems that on every level attraction is effectively binary