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(so it looks like you’re going for the legitimately good opening of 1 e4, but suddenly you activate the INVINCIBLE BONGCLOUD ATTACK, which allows you to utilise the capturing power of the king, and there’s nothing your opponent can do to counter it. Then, you just move your king to your opponent’s back rank in the midgame just to assert dominance.)

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Kat get off of your alt and go to sleep.

See, I thought there was some hidden meaning to it other than “it’s a bad play” so I started thinking deeper and then gave up.

the dumbass thing is that it legitimately wins games because people have no fucking idea how to deal with somebody who’s playing chess on nightmare mode

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Okay
I’m a katze alt
Vulgard has open claimed Chloe alt
We are all secretly alts of Chloe and katze

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Eevee, this game is bastard!

I’m going to start a document that I will fill exclusively with top tier quotes from you.

Anstreim is the only non katze/Chloe alt

How many documents do you have now

Overall? Not as many as you would probably imagine since I prefer to keep my folders in order.
Specifically ones with quotes? 0.

please
one of my friends at school (for reference, the one with the god complex who other than that is actually quite nice) has a book filled exclusively with the most fucked up quotes from all his friends

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the funniest one has to be “Which fruit is Pepsi?”

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How much of that book is compromised of your quotes percentage-wise?
At least per your estimation.

oh not many
he’s dedicated to variety

Truly the question that no man may possess an answer to.

the day before lockdown I got the quote “Oh dear, I’ve started chewing again” from absolutely zero context, so that’s fun

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for reference I haven’t stimmed by chewing pens for a long time so it came as a surprise when I noticed that I was doing it again.

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I am reminded of Marshal’s (?) confession that he used to devour pencils whole.

oh no, just a bit of light nibbling

That’s probably not the weirdest thing he even does

Yeah, I didn’t really expect you to go to such extents but the mental image, Ici. It never left my brain despite my attempts to forget it.

He keeps his goddamn socks on in the shower, trust me, I am very much aware.

:eyes:

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