Straight up, even though I did die
I took half the players with me
Also in deathnote
KyoDaz: Threatens entire squad
KyoDaz: Tells everyone that Dokkaebi is a citizen
KyoDaz: is Dokkaebi
I chose the least marshal-esque name possible and the one that most people would thing was rando-generated
and got betrayed anyways
you may not remember me
and I don’t remember you
but we’re very good friends
as long as you accept the Truth™️
still waiting to post this one game
“I am so supremely confident in my abilities, and so thunderously calm + relaxed, that I will make a single irrelevant post at SOD then peace out for hours on end. I won’t do anything villagery, I won’t make any reads, I’ll make 49 shitposts over the next 35 hours, then once EOD rolls around I’ll make an unspecified number of additional shitposts. No cogent thought will escape these handsome lips. I will be illogical, haphazard, superfluous, inessential, pointless, redundant, uncalled for, unwarranted, unjustified, and gratuitous. The effen theorem will catch me with my pants betwixt my ankles. I’ll vote off-wagon, talk about random nonsense, and make inappropriate japes concerning my relation to wolfchat. I am preemptively declaring any responses to this post “fair enough”. I’ll complain about a lack of WIM, the cause of which is nebuluous, obscure, and entirely insufficient. I will fabricate excuses and pretend I am busy to avoid posting in this thread, when in fact I will be watching cartoons and eating cheeto puffs in my underwear. More specifically, black boxer-briefs. You can’t stop me. You can’t mislynch me. You’re powerless. I laugh in your face. I’m a villager, therefore I can do whatever the fuck I want. Go cry in wolfchat, you big baby. While you’re poring over the thread, searching for any clue at all to help you in the seer hunt, know that I am still watching those cartoons and eating those cheeto puffs, nary a care in the world. My armpits are bone dry. I’m a villager, what are you going to do about it? Nothing; you will do nothing about it, because that’s all you can do. Ligma. What’s ligma? Ligma balls.
[v]No Lynch[/v]”
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Look, here’s what’s going to happen:
We’re going to lynch someone, probably someone in the perceived lower half of skill level of the players in the game that had the most uninspired d1 by t0an and/or volume; hopefully we’re right
The wolves are going to SPK someone, probably Alice if she’s a villager and/or has something that could be minimally construed as a correct fakepeek, and then some other shit may or may not happen and we’ll have NK/mechanical stuff to talk about
It’s hard to gin up enthusiasm when the real game isn’t actually going to start for the better part of 48 hours, and having you act like you are all clever for voting me because there’s a 25% chance you could be right and have gotten in on the ground floor is just stupid, and it’s insulting that you think it would be at all productive regardless of my role
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