Last Poster Before Threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread v2)

[Boss110]

There’s a lot of goldmine in escape room the first as well, pretty sure most of the stuff are done in the main thread that game so you can go read it while not missing much.

[KyoDaz]

@Magnus

Tessa Ardent, Flagrant Law Avoider

By: Thomas Paine

The recent decision from the courts was blatantly made a mockery of by the one the only Tessa Ardent. Claiming to be released by the people in an exclusive interview, she is now “going to take revenge”. For one, the verdict was handed down by a panel of judges, so the claim that the courts were corrupt is highly unlikely. Second of all this sets a dangerous president that public figures can skirt by the law with no consequences. This abuse of power and status from Tessa Ardent cannot go ignored! It’s frankly common sense to me

~Signed, Thomas Paine

Every single Article in that game just covered Tess Ardent
LOL

[sulit]

@Magnus

By: Thomas Paine

[Magnus]

Considering allowing newspaper stories in Humanity misc.

[KyoDaz]

@Magnus

A voice, amplified by a megaphone, came out.

“Hello there!”

Arma and Zach recognised the voice.

[KyoDaz]

@KyoDaz

“This is Tess Ardent needing a statement on the LATEST NEWS!”

[sulit]

Pleasedo

[KyoDaz]

@KyoDaz

“You thought you could get rid of me? NO. You thought WRONG. I have one more surprise as well.”

TessA preached

[KyoDaz]

@Shurian

(Theres no defending TessA out of this one)

LOOOOL, Shurian was my lawyer in court

[KyoDaz]

@KyoDaz

“Tess Ardent will always be back for more!”

/line up the Tank’s decimation cannon for maximum damage.

@KyoDaz

“This is Tess Ardent needing a statement on the recent allegations that Tess Ardent is driving a tank unlawfully!”

This is too funny

[DatBird]

u got a lawyer that wasnt me

[KyoDaz]

@Simon

((gdi kyo how many times do we have to prevent you from becoming a dictator))

@KyoDaz

“Suggestion: Lock the jail cell next time.”

Oh yeah the jail cell was UNLOCKED

[Magnus]

You were too expensive.

[KyoDaz]

@KyoDaz

It’s completely realistic for a journalist to randomly drive into four people, be sent to jail, break out, be sent to jail again, have the public protest, go to an army base, knock a corporal unconcious, disguise as a corporal and get the keycode to the tank’s keys and steal it.

[anon6348071]

Be my lawyer Dat :^)

[DatBird]

what u do this time?

[KyoDaz]

@KyoDaz

/activate the Tank’s defensive window system (shutters)
/fire the cannon

I FIRED IT

[anon6348071]

Attempted 4 murders.

[N.1]

Farewell, cat cult

[Magnus]

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