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#41310

caught scum

#41311

looser

#41312

looc si lashram

#41313

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like: that’s right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows-- look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the EARTH. That’s right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher; I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

#41314

vote sulit or looser

#41315

This makes me wonder how DybuDabu would play scum.

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#41316

im being

boxd in

#41317

curse you perry the platypus

#41318

oh no.

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#41319

why are we here

just to suffer

#41320

just ask alice, since dybu dabu was a social experiment by alice

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#41321

social experiemnt that defaced my op. I know @Alice . Not fun

#41322

The DybuDabu is Alice thing is a meme, I’m not him lol.

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#41323

ive never seen dybudabu and alice in the same room before

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#41324

hmmmm, doubt it

#41325

my willingness to joke about Alice being Dybu varies inversely with how much I believe that Alice was Dybu

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#41326

but you don’t joke about it very much

#41327

I don’t start work for 4 months and I have literally nothing to do in the meantime ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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#41328

you should pull the pro gamer move of making FM your entire life and ignoring everything else :sunglasses:

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#41329

but i’m in the same boat

don’t have school for a while, and I can’t get a job (which I was looking foward to) because of coronavirus