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#4843

Shaky legs aaaasa

#4844

Brb cat on roof

Little doofus

#4845

cold throughout the body
accelerated heartbeat
shaky legs
and vibrating voice

#4846

do i have any youngard stories…

#4847

well I can’t say much for the voice cause I didn’t talk in band :eyes:

But aaaaaa

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#4848

oh yeah
i collected rocks while i was in middle school
and i stole rocks from the school’s patio

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#4849

I collected colored rocks

I think I still have some

#4850

one day during my english class a notebook-sized stone fell out of my backpack
it had been stolen an hour prior
i had no idea what to do

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#4851

imagine sitting in class and then a giant rock falls out of somebody’s backpack
the sound of it hitting the floor and rolling in between the tables

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#4852

and i’m sitting here like “um.”

#4853

I’d stare and laugh at the absurdity

#4854

the worst part was that we were writing a test

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#4855

so it was quiet
and then
SLAM
BONK
whirrrrr

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#4856

Nyoom

#4857

unfortunately, youngard’s life was as boring as moderngard’s life is and as such he has very few stories to tell

#4858

Ok i have

20 minutes of life left
Maybe 30

#4859

i panicked for half a second

#4860

“If you see this, remind me to put an actual bio here. Thanks.”

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#4861

goodmorning

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#4862

Okay but youve played like a million forum games so thats false