no
no no no
no
no no no
don’t do it, Mr.Krabs can smell when you do it
LOL
fuck i gotta rewatch the karate episode now
Karate episode gave me a nightmare and i dont even know why
Smol chloe was scared of lots of things
you knew this day would come where i asked you to fight
the ketchup?
No hot sauce
Oh fuck wait
The hash slinging slasher gave me like
Full on nightmares
Graveyard shift hhnngg
the cash bringing…
The sash wringing
dude spongebob just fucking turned sandy into a bowling ball
and then sent his arm through a phone
isn’t the karate episode a reference
if the karate episode is a reference (hypothetically)
the scene where SANDY IS PULLING OUT SPONGEBOBS TONGUE AND THREATENING IT WITH HOT SAUCE
then the bitch DRINKS IT
what an alpha
for some bizzare reason this reminds me of a scene in a TV show called Claudius. Basically
It turns out, Augustus Daughter had sex with a lot of the senate. Augustus found out, and summoned all the senators to form a line. He basically asked each one of them if they had sex with his daughter. He asked one person if he slept with his daughter, and he said “No I haven’t slept with her”. Augustus replies with some sort of “Oh, so not while laying down?”. He asks someone else and they said “only once”. And he replies, “Oh, only once?” In a sarcastic manner.
The kicker of this, is at the end of this part, he screams, “Is there anyone in Rome WHO HASN’T SLEPT WITH MY DAUGHTER?”. his daughter got banished by him to an island as he wanted to set a example.