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S1E3:

The body of a young surfer girl is washed up on the Santa Marta Beach and Patrick socializes with her friends to find the killer.

or half

Objectively incorrect and impossible.

How much you willing to bet

S1E4:

A wealthy banker is found dead inside a secret vault in his house, and the team delves into his secret life to find out who killed him.

Everything, ever.

Such as, everything you own?

You will never reach the truth

S1E5:

A girl is found stabbed to death in a forest and her amnesiac best friend is the prime suspect, although Patrick has doubts and attempts to jog her memory.

Yes, everything ever includes everything I own.

Please do it and save us from this madness.

well then
How much do you want me to bet if I accept

That was part 1 of Mentalist spoilers, enjoy.

Like one cent or something.

extremely fair bet

I know, right?

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So go ahead, do the impossible.

I’ll just continue post in the meanwhile.

Waiting for something I know won’t happen to happen.