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#10765

I’m not talking to you anymore

#10766

dipping oreos in water

highkey underrated

#10767

reeeee

#10768

no i think you’re just a sociopath

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#10769

softens them up enough so that it doesn’t hurt your mouth

and the water is refreshing

#10770

I cannot eat oreos dry

i gotta have water

#10771

m i l k

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#10772

alright listen here buddy

You steal candy from a baby? Okay I can live with that, I don’t hate you or anything. You murder a couple of orphans? Guess that’s the second worst thing that happened to them, fine with me. But you dip Oreos in water and I swear to god you will never see the light of day

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#10773

milk is a no-go because lactose intolerant

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#10774

there’s
something
called
milk

#10775

:unamused:

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#10776

pretty sure they have milk specifically for lactose intolerant people

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#10777

lactose
intolerance

and the lactose free shit is not good for dipping

#10778

best part of what I said

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#10779

called almond milk

#10780

theres something called diarrhea

#10781

yes

I have that

but I don’t think it’s great for oreo dipping, and i’d like water more than milk anyways in this case

#10782

i can eat oreos dry but i very much prefer soaking them in milk
and watching them slowly sink to their milky graves

i think i have a problem

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#10783

You could use tea.

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#10784

have you tried tolerating people who lack toes

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