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frick

a sad, seperated pack

Am I the only person in this thread who has regularly crushes

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well you always have a hammer so of course you crush

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Is all my hope lost?

I see
So you are shifting the goalposts because…

:joy_cat: :joy_cat: :joy_cat:

YOU ARE BEING BOXED IN
YOU ARE BEING BOXED IN

LOCKSCUM LOCKSCUM LOCKSCUM

:joy_cat: :joy_cat: :joy_cat:

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wait but you’re the one being boxed in

I’ve had like 2 in the 18,8 years I’ve been on this earth.

priestess obviously crushes the most
she always has a hammer

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Explains why it never ends in love
but sometimes in suspension

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Goddamnit Geyde, you didn’t have to expose me. Now we have to resort to this.

/Imperial Ballista Geyde

you fool!
I’ve already replaced out

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fucking kill me

priestess being here reminds me

I have only negative things to say now because fuck

Would be better if you said “I already AtE’d and self-hammered”

FOR COMPLETELY UNRELATED REASONS

does anyone here name their computers & laptops

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Just make a version of it that’s literally the exact same but targeting makes, and one on targeting the neither’s
Just swap each instance of the word female with make and vice versa
Problem solved

Contrarian™
Plausible, if not less accurate given my track record in the past.
although if you’re me half of the stupid shit that happens to you is wtf worthy

Yes, I named mine Henry VIII of England.