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#21232

I highly doubt that you can get any jobs unless maybe there are open essential worker positions

#21233

Oh yeah.

#21234

Sorry Ottomans own that.

#21235

Stating the Dear Leader’s name without its due honor and respect

#21236

there are a large amount of adults out of employment at least in the US

for someone our age to get a job… it’s not gonna be easy

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#21237

You can’t die in Buckingham Palace.

#21238

It’s a law in England but not in Scotland.

#21239

doesn’t this apply to Scotland too lmao

#21240

It’s actually not that difficult to get a job as like an apprentice Journalist at 14.

#21241

riding your bicycle at a normal speed next to a statue or portrait of a north korean dictator

#21242

cough cough
oh hey is that the sickman of europe?

#21243

If you were delivering papers for the company beforehand and you’ve got at least a National 5 qualification you could probably get a journalism apprenticeship ngl

#21244

Trying to escape your country

#21245

Sorry, Ottomans also own that sickness.

#21246

if you own a bicycle, you can likely do UberEats/Doordash/Grubhub deliveries - but it’s harder to find orders that are in a good bike-range.

I’ve done a few UberEats deliveries on my bike

#21247

setting a mousetrap without a permit is punishable by fine and jail time - California State Law

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#21248

this is still the best thing i’ve ever done

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#21249

As Ottomans I always do the progamer move of never attacking Serbia.

#21250

Oh wait that’s legal
Damn guess I’m a criminal :sunglasses:

#21251

Actually

Watching K-Pop
I believe that’s a crime in NK