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#21372

Someone goes into my house to steal my shit, saying that I don’t deserve it

I say that they are a communist

EVISCERATED

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#21373

but Kyo how will we ever get people to do things without the threat of death

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#21374

Shoot them
Then use necromancy

#21375

that sounded way better in my head wow

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#21376

Do the Mario
They’ll be too entranced to fight back

#21377

¯_(ツ)_/¯

I ultimately woke up at 5, so … 6 and a half? although I woke up a couple times in the middle

#21378

Arete
Where’s your arm

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#21379

¯\ (ツ)/¯

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#21380

why are you of all people appealing to the fact that something is illegal in order to argue that it’s morally right

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#21381

Shoot people
Do it

#21382

It’s what fm has trained you to do

#21383

be gay
do crime

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#21384

Fixed

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#21385

I want to die since that’s actually still a thing in places

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#21386

anyways

all gun policy debates in the US suffer from the fact that everyone is like ‘we need stricter gun laws to prevent mass shootings’ when in fact roughly 2/3 of all gun deaths are suicides

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#21387

we only hear so much about them as news about it gets clicks/views/ratings

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#21388

And you can suicide from several other means
So
Yeah

#21389

which is why the effort is way better focused on bettering mental health services

but that one isn’t controversial so politicians won’t get votes for taking a stance on it

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#21390

If people didn’t have such easy access to suicide they wouldn’t do it.
Like marriage. If people didn’t have such an easy access to divorce they’d think twice before getting married.

#21391

this is objectively the worst opinion