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roo4

He is

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what’s your point

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That you guys don’t have the basics of living, or at least they are severely flawed. In such a huge and wealthy country. That’s the implication of Geyde’s post.
And it’s scary.

Most people have the basics of living

but a very large of Americans do not

and it’s still made really difficult for the people who do

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We do have basics of living
It’s just that companies have banded together to make everyone’s (well, see people who are lower - middle class) lives living hells

Many big corporations are centered in US and due to pork barrel legislation (reps usually try to help out their own communities over greater good) alongside what are essentially trusts in government, we have big problem that can only be rooted out by another FDR imo

why would it matter if people have the basics of living

(to be clear I’m sarcastically making fun of America, not expressing my actual sentiments)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ARETE

we obviously know that’s a joke
that’s a clear joke

no parentheses

it makes it less funny

I find it adorable and super kind.

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I find it weak and beta

but like on an actual serious note, you gotta have confidence in your sarcasm
if people don’t get it oh well

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Tfw the domineering alpha male is one of the youngest people here.

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its hard for lots of people to read sarcasm via text

arete is a good person
we should be more like arete

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Voolgard I can fix your title.

People are people
That means they need to be removed

has it occurred to you that part of why I overexplain my jokes and/or sarcasm is because I’m hilariously bad at picking up on when people are joking

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The real problem is the people. Remove people.

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No, it hadn’t.

People laugh but it’s true

Parents used to talk about banning fidget spinners from school to solve the problem of “kids are spinning fidget spinners during class”

when the real solution of banning the children from school solves the same problem

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its a different language problem. like really different
other latin based languages, french spanish etc are easy enough to recognize as real words or not because they use similar sounds and structures. more foreign languages sound/look more like gibberish due to how different they are.
this also applies from other languages to ours

(to be clear, this is a joke, banning children from schools is not a good idea as they would not be able to learn)

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you saw small text and thought it’d be about chlogard, but it was actually a ruse :slight_smile:

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