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joke’s on you, I could already do that :^)

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You realize that the screen you’re looking at right now is too bright, and now your eyes disapprove of it.

You realize you want to click this.

You clicked this.

I realize that I should probably stop this.

Are these actual tricks?
Because I don’t think they work

idk maybe

im thinking of half of these on the spot

and the other half ive heard before

ayaya

also yes

mainly this part

clicking the divider is a thing that people always do if they’re going to read the entire post

You realize that the screen you’re looking at right now is too bright, and now your eyes disapprove of it.
But in your mind, a faint whisper tells you:

Use the Light Mode.

you saying that has given me the resolve to not click it

it will be one of my life’s greatest mysteries

if you had just put it with a generic title, I would have clicked it, but now will actively avoid that out of spite

Stream it for me.

ah yes, lets fight this fire with gasoline

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I’m just offering you an option that will make you able to endure the brightness, you just need to get used to it :^)

kat, light mode is a great thing to do if your eyes are hurting from your screen being too bright

you can’t see a bright screen if your eyes have burned off

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alternatively, you could go outside

where’s that

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do you know the layout of your house?

no :^)

yes

there’s my room, and there’s everywhere else

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I use the mode that reflects how bright i am as a person

Too bad we dont have #allblackeverything

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first, you need to find an incline
stairs are the best for this, but an object that is rounded at the bottom also works

you then need to start doing consecutive backwards long jumps in order to build speed

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you forgot the hashtag

the hashtag is part of the name

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