So obviously, the press laid in to Issac Newton, who was forced to publish an apology in the newspaper, in which he hunbles himself by saying “I only got to where I am by standing on the shoulders of giants.” And up until recently, we thought that was all well and good.
But only recently did we find any actual paintings of Robert Hooke, because Newton bought them all and hid them so nobody would ever find them, and we discovered that Robert Hooke was in fact really short.
Newton, the absolute little shit, could not even apologise for fucking vandalising 300 buildings without saying “i’m great no thanks to you Robert Hooke lol”
No no no; you have to do the opposite. Hex is Base 16, because it counts from 0 to F, in which F is equal to 15. Then, what happens if you do the opposite?
oh yeah there’s also the Leibniz thing, where he got really pissy because Leibniz invented calculus before he did, and they both claimed for the rest of their lives that the other stole their work.
hey yall im here to just get to the cookie faster, i have deemed it impossible for me to get it so good luck with ur endevours
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