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its just a mashup thing, but those tend to slap :man_shrugging:

So how tf did you watch it


this is the best music to commit intergalactic genocide to

(note: murder is cringe and genocide is even more so)

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murder rate drops to 0%

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but dear god
playing a devouring swarm is so much fun

reminds me of

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god I didn’t realize until I saw the today now logo that this was the onion

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in the player’s hands
devouring swarm is essentially unstoppable because of the fact that they get an instant total war justification on literally everyone

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i had one in my y’all mechanical play through and they got fuckin bodies by a megacorp

after realizing that your megastructures will actually slowly materialize instead of just poofing into existence
you will spend several years forgetting you have an empire

also
all non repeatable techs by mid game
feels fuckin goood

but do you have the p r o j e c t

i have interstellar assembly maxed and i’m working on mega art

but do you have
The project

everything you do is pointless if you can’t name a colossus Death Star and test fire it on a planet you name Alderaan

specifically death star
not the death star
i learned that the hard way

don’t have apocalypse

colossus gives you a total war casus on everyone

what is the project
i played the og stellaris mostly and am just getting into the new stellaris

the colossus project is an ascension perk you can obtain after getting any 3 ascension perks
it lets you research the colossus project in the situation log for 50k of something i think physics
then you can build the colossus after building a colossus shipyard in a citadel (or by building the mega shipyard to the max)
then you get to pick which weapon you want to start off with