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i have potato

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Cut the potato

Fry the potato

Eat the potato

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I was sitting at dinner with my grandparents and my aunt looking at my potato while they were talking

I was thinking…how the fuck do they reproduce if they are found in the ground?

wait what

Yes this is legitimately what I was focused on rather then their conversation

Potatos grow in the ground

How do they reproduce then?

Don’t they like

Have little things that stick out

I could give you a serious explanation but eh

Potatos clone themselves when you can’t see them

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Yes

But like the potato is edible. Why the fuck is it edible if it’s in the ground? Who the fuck eats it?

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I too like dirt

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Same reason why we eat carrots even though they come from the ground

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makes sense

does seem counter productive though

Less things can eat it and spread it around if it’s underground right

Might be more due to the fact that potato plants are poisonous

do potatoes have seeds?

I was also thinking that then

where do the potato seeds come from

where do the carrot seeds come from