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Meatballs are great.
But why would you eat them with something so bland, just use delicious rice instead.
Or mashed potatoes if you are a culinary pervert.

rice and meatballs

fucking RICE and meatballs

you think that is in any way more acceptable than spaghetti and meatballs

what if you want something bland because your brain is being dumb

Marshal I can say with 99% certainty that you never tasted good rice in your life.
You probably tried some overcooked rice boiled in water with nothing else added to it.

That’s like eating your spaghetti raw.

Just don’t eat at all :^)
Also you still haven’t given me your opinion on Discord.

it turns out that this strategy has notable drawbacks

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Hey, at least I can cosplay Skeletor now

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i’ve had all sorts of rice

I don’t dislike rice

but I fail to see how you can get both rice and meatballs in a bite

this is why i don’t like eating rice with things that can’t be consumed with a spoon

otherwise you are just eating two different things at different times and the flavors don’t mix

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But you can though.
Arrange your meatballs on top of rice, then just… leverage it onto your spoon.
You now have rice underneath your meatball and you can eat them together. Unless you make huge meatballs for some reason, or you are using a teaspoon.

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that’s hard to manuever

rice are by virtue slippery because they are grains, and whatever seasoning/natural oils on it will make it slipperier.

and the meatball sizes I like are not ones that can easily fit on a spoon

it would be a dangerous balancing act and too much work to try to fit it all into my mouth

and I’m not looking for some tiny-ass meatballs

everything is bigger in texas

Meatballs are so good because they are bite-sized you nerd, you can eat them without effort.
Also I don’t think rice is particularly slippery? It tends to clump when it cools down, and even when hot it should stick together somewhat.

Rice and meatballs is truly one of the better dishes though, not to mention it’s relatively easy to make.

meatballs can be bite-sized

but balancing a meatball on a spoon with rice under it is a recipe for disaster, and you will not get a desired rice/meatball ratio.

sphagetti with good seasoning/sauce is great with meatballs. I’m tempted to say you have probably only ever had shitty spaghetti

it is just pasta

I thought you liked pasta

it’s pasta in a different form idk what’s wrong with it

i prefer tortellini and meatballs

and tortellini itself

but sphagetti, while being a slightly below average pasta, is still good, because pasta is good.

but skeletor isn’t even that thin

his dimensions are pretty normal actually

Well, I’ve only had spaghetti cooked by my family.
And I don’t cook it myself for obvious reasons.

I’m… really not a huge fan of pasta? But with spaghetti it’s something about the shape and texture, the fact that it’s all slippery and weird makes it inherently unappealing.
Also the feeling of trying to swallow the noodle but it’s so long that it just gets stuck in your throat – god, that’s nauseating.

@Napoleon
You are extremely cute, nerd.

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spaghetti sauce is bad

just eat plain pasta

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how many times have u said that

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Not enough.

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i have zero opinions on 90% of food