your mouth isn’t big enough for that one little stick?
shame
that would be marshal
im sorry
i guess your mouth is used to big sticks isn’t it
you know what
im saying it
eating a kit kat the “right” way is gay for men
and while there’s nothing wrong with that
I am not a fan
why is everyone getting non-pg13 as soon as the big man is here
likes
hmm
i could find a middle ground for this
reeee let me like stuff
I’ve figured out how to eat kit kats the “right” way without it being gay
but im keeping my secrets
x axis kit kat
parallel to le lip
no
not that
okay but
now i wanna try that
here’s a hint
these are not gay
they must be familiar to you
>:(
no chloe i’ve figured it out
they are toes
so you have to split up the kit kats into mini peices
and then you can eat them without taking a full bite and it not being gay