Last Poster Before Threadlock gets a cookie (cookie thread v2)

First, sit up

Tell me when you completed this part

ten minutes later

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Okay I think i did it

Now what

Okay next
Wiggle your body to the edge of your bed
tell me when you did that

Done

Do i lay back down now

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Outside cold

no like

Next

Put one foot on the outside of your bed
Tell me when you done that

its going to be 93 today

While laying down

its going to be 60 today

that is considered very nice out

Okay i have begun the hokey pokey

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Now put your other foot on the outside of the bed, while having your main body still on the bed

Okay so like

Core strength

Done

Next, roll out of the bed

Oh you dont mean pointing straight out

Haha…

Preferably injuring yourself in the processs

I do

Alright imma fall on my laptop here goes

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Success

No humans were injured in this process
Thats a win in my books
Thanks fk