Lily cries about a cat that escaped years ago

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#161

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

#162

@discobot fortune
Are brooms the shit?

#163

:crystal_ball: Reply hazy try again

#164

@discobot fortune
Are brooms da shit?

#165

:crystal_ball: Cannot predict now

#166

Mhmm

Heā€™s hiding something from you

#167

I give up.

#168

Yeah my fucking broom.

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#169

@discobot fortune
Is @Nerbins actually Jerry Seinfeld

#170

:crystal_ball: Donā€™t count on it

#171

@discobot fortune
Will I be forever alone?

#172

:crystal_ball: Concentrate and ask again

#173

@discobot fortune
Will I be alone forever?

#174

:crystal_ball: Reply hazy try again

#175

@discobot fortune
Will I be an 80 year old man who still hasnā€™t had a romantic partner in the future?

#176

:crystal_ball: Concentrate and ask again

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#177

@discobot fortune
Will you fuck off?

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#178

:crystal_ball: My reply is no

#179

@discobot fortune
Will I be forever alone and be living in my parentsā€™ basement for the rest of my life?

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#180

:crystal_ball: It is certain

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