Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the Butler to Castle Adiart’s heir
In west Castle Demwir born and raised
In the wheat fields was where I spent most of my days
Walkin’ out farmin’ harvestin’ all cool
And baking some bread while my son was at school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
My wife had an idea that she thought was smart
She said, “You’re movin’ to work in that there castle, Adiart”
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she sold the business and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my best shirt on and said, “I might as well kick it.”
I can’t be bothered to finish the song
