Then win D1 because you were secretly the nk that nobody got told about
“I’m voting myself so the game ends faster. It is obvious after watching you try to lynch me that you are all bad and none of you deserve to move forward. As such, I think it is going to be a very hard decision on how to decide who is the second least bad player here”
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In a Hydra game on MU
many things about that game did not entirely go as planned but at least I got that screenshot out of it
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tell them that they haven’t seen toxic. Right now they are seeing the truth, and if they want to see toxic they should have asked.
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can you be my coach if i get nominated
not to make me play better
just to be an asshole
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kat if anyone ever pushes you just post this @ them
you present me with a choice. Listen to you, or not listen to you. It’s a dilemma, truly and fully. On one hand, I know that there is no reason to not listen to a person. I don’t have to heed your words. I don’t have to take your advice, but the logical thing to do is to listen. However, I have pause. My problem is that you are truly the last person I would want to listen to in this game, or on this forum, or dare I say on the entire earth. 7,000,000,000 people, and you are the last one that I would want to listen to. Congratulations. Every time I hear one of your scum reads, everytime you suggest an idea, you bring me one step closer to leaving this game and this forum and cutting off human contact for ever.
You prove to me that there is not a God. Because if there were a higher being, no matter how cruel and malicious, they would do everything in their power that they could to banish you from this forum, nay, plane of existence. If there ever was a higher power, it ceased to exist the moment you entered this earth, and imploded in on itself, from the sheer irritation of your presence and aura that you give off so strongly.
No matter where you are right now, your unpleasantness can be physically felt throughout the world to not only I but to every single other person on the face of this here earth. People claim that the world has been going downhill, but can never seem to understand why. Unlike them, I have found the answer through sheer poor luck. You have not only ruined this game and this forum, but you have put the state of this planet in such an unescapable decline that it truly never will escape. Global warming is not because of environmental factors, but simply because the earth cannot bear to hold on anymore with the knowledge that you are sheltered by it.
Everything logical is telling me to give you a chance. To hear you out, to think about your towncore and ideas and at least ponder them. But nay, I will not. And you know why? Because to even consider that would be to admit that you have won. That everything wrong in the world is inevitable. And so, for the sake of humanity, I will ignore everything you have to say from this point forward. It is a brave choice and I should be celebrated, because what i’m doing may be the decision that saves humanity itself. My sheer will and dedication will save all of you useless people in this game and you will all bow down and chant my name through the halls.
In my choice to ignore what you are saying, I am choosing good. I am the last hope for love and you are the darkness in this game that will bring us to a demise. One can only hope you understand the error in your ways, and some how repent. But until then, I will be the pillar of strength, ascended above you, humanity, and God himself. Because that is what is right, and what is good, and what must be done.
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and then post this when i push anybody, right?
You don’t even understand who the fuck you’re dealing with. I have advanced degrees in statistics and computer science and I’ve created a simple program with an advanced algorithm that I’ve been working on for years. I have read and tracked over 600 forum mafia games, recording every fencesit, every association, every scumtell. I have over 50 documented, specific forms and versions of scumtells and towntells, and at this point I can just skim a thread and put it into my machine. I have reduced the cacophonous lies of forum mafia into a pure, beautiful mathematical formula, and it’s led me to literal hundreds of wins.
Why do I think you’re scum? I don’t deign to think about you myself. Instead, I thought about how to create a program to know mathematically whether you are scum. I don’t need to think about you, because my algorithm has determined that you are scum to an 87% certainty. You cannot beat those numbers at this stage in the game. We’re talking about a mere 13% chance that you are a town member so monumentally bad at this game that you fooled a computer program that has successfully identified over 500 unique mafia players as scum with over 96% accuracy. Your only defense, in other words, is that you are so naturally scummy that you’re an outlier.
Whether you’re town or mafia, this is a message from mathematics – you are bad at this game. You have played so scummy that a perfectly objective process has labeled you as scum. Whether that makes you bad at playing your specific rolecard or bad in general, there is no question that behaving like scum means you have not performed well. Consider this a welcome wakeup call, as hundreds have before you: If a player decides you’re scum, it’s possible you just got unlucky, but if a computer program can be that certain of your alignment, there are some serious holes in your game, because it means you’re scum in an objective sense, rather than a subjective one. For that reason, I’m willing to roll that die and take that 13% risk, because even if there’s a small chance you might be town, there’s not even a remote chance that you’re good.
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Only if someone who’s not me or Marshal hosts a game that allows hydras, and even then I feel like you’d be more likely to end up with SirMarshalsAlot and Aregard or something like that