I have stuff sort of dotted around, not every day, but spread out enough that it’d sorta become a hassle.
Right, we’ve got enough idiots! I’ll start the game at 6:00 PM, so join while you can!
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Right, you morons. Listen up. I’ve explained the rules. You’re currently in the depths of my mansion, where I’ve fitted some hillarious death traps in the various rooms.
Lemee show you around my first set of doors.
First up, we have a room that has a helium pump attatched to the door. Use of this pump is compulsory to enter this room, so you’ll be nice and inflatable in the next round.
Air - All pickers become light.
This next room is entirely filled with the lyrics of shitty minecraft parodies. I know, I’m a monster. You should be able to resist the urge to gouge your eyes out for at least one round, but you might need some TLC before it gets to you.
Evil - All pickers become cursed. I left a Key in here
. You can tell because you can see it, although your nervous system may not be advanced enough to reverse the images given to you by your eyes yet.
However, for the next room I came up with something even better… This room is designed by my friends at r/vaporwaveaesthetics, and I promise you it’s B E A U T I F U L
Insanity - All pickers becomes insane.
The next room is the bathroom. There’s a UNIQUELY designed shower in some of my bathrooms, but you’re actually somehow fucking clean, so moving on…
Purity - Everyone who picks this loses all statuses.
To be honest, I’ve not been in this room for a while. A mysterious organsiation called “the townbloc” have taken it over, and they promise to give you a special drink that allows you to see rooms that nobody else can see. This is probably somehow appealing to a non-zero number of you.
Secrecy - All pickers become cultists.
Finally, we have the kitchen, which has a special fragrance designed to induce kleptomania. Not sure if you’ll have anything of value to steal other than your virginity, but still.
Thief - All pickers may steal one
Well, it’s time for you guys to make a fucking choice! Will you live? Will you die? I don’t care, and it’s rprobably the latter. You have 48 hours to submit a room before the bombs in your stomachs explode.
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Electric Shock (tag) List Part 1
@Blizer
@Wazza
@DatBird
@orangeandblack5
@Geyde
@Luxy
@Emilia
@GamerPoke
@Meteoro
@Insanity
reread op I thought all the rooms were available at once ok this make this way less crazy
Agressive Poke (tag) List Part 2
@Solic
@Isaac_Gonzalez
@Mercenary
@MaximusPrime
@Marcus_Doodalee
@Sam17z
@Pug
@psychoneirik
@PokemonKidRyan
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