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“First do not harm is a rule us physicians live by. It turns out I failed the most basic of things there despite being a man made angel. But you do have a point, how confusing the world can be and at least I can save people now, remember me.”
Well, sigh, it seems that your journey, has ended. Very sorry about that, it was-it always was going to end this way, of course. If it weren’t by me, it would’ve just been by some other, y’know, terrible thing, just, you could not imagine how terrible it would be. Just, I get scared thinking about it. Glad it’s not me. It reminds me of a-of a time I was speaking to my good friend Orville. We were-we were sitting on a park bench watching the pigeons. I was on the left, he was on the- wait, wait. Was I on the right? Or left? Anyways, doesn’t matter. We were sitting on there watching the pigeons. And uh, I-I said to Orville, “friend, those birds are frozen”. A-and he kinda looked at me like I’d lost my mind, but I reminded him that it was winter, y’know, and often birds will sit in a tree until they freeze, then they, they you know, sorta fall to the ground. sigh until the sun warms them up, a-and they can, y’know, move around again. So I said to Orville, you’d might as well save those breadcrumbs until the birds thaw, because they can’t very well enjoy them in the condition they’re in. To which he asked what I meant, and asking what condition the crumbs should be in before he threw them to the birds, assuming that I meant the birds couldn’t enjoy-the breadcrumbs in the condition that the crumbs were in, when in-fact, I had meant the birds could not enjoy them in the condition that the birds were in, considering that the birds were frozen, you know. So he took a moment and then threw his last handful onto the ground. I said to him; “Orville, why did you throw the breadcrumbs to the birds when I just told ya’ they’re frozen”? To which he responded; “the breadcrumbs are not frozen”. Again, misunderstanding my words. I didn’t mean to say that the breadcrumbs were frozen, when I said “I told ya they’re frozen”. I’d been referring to the birds. sigh You know, in hindsight, what I-what I should’ve said was, and this would make perfect sense. “Why did you throw the breadcrumbs to the birds when the birds are frozen”? He misunderstood upon my correction stating that, he didn’t know what else to do with the breadcrumbs and, that, perhaps you know, when the birds thawed they’d still be able to eat the crumbs, so I-I-I said to Orville, I said, this is what I said to him, I said, “Orville, the birds may be dead”.
well, we have signups open for LuF in the thread already so I’d assume eventually it will happen
Hi internet strangers, I have a real life name but you guys can call me “katze”. It’s actually the german word for cat, haha. It’s pronounced “kat-zuh”, for the record, and it’s a name i really just like using. Whenever I need to choose a profile picture, I choose a cat of course. I’m a kitty cat! I love randomly saying “meow”, or saying things like “meowch” instead of “ouch”, or “right meow” instead of “right now”. Did you guys know that before I actually spoke in forum of lies voice calls, i’d just randomly meow. How quirky! But there’s one thing to remember. IM NOT A FURRY!!!
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