(Misc) Blood on the Forums 2 - Electric Fang Gu (Evil Wins)

geyde
here
right here

If I don’t say it directly nobody knows the context

even if you’re bad, you’re doing a horrific job of faking being the actual dreamer by laying everything out on the table
is what im saying
you’re absolutely scum here; there is no other possibility with the results that you have.

Oh
godfuckingendme

But that isn’t possible

I need a minute

There’s also a character that traps a player and if that person nominates they get dayvigged
A character that also can be instantly executed if they claim outsider
A character that causes good to INSTANTLY LOSE if nobody is executed on a day.

I haven’t played this game once
Can you try to be a person with me rn

I’m trying to work this out

not when you’re blatantly openwolfing, no. sorry.

again, i’m a modconfirmed good, and you’re claiming to have feedback that is 100% impossible with the type of demon that is modconfirmed to be in the game

sorry you had to sub into such a doomed scum slot, geyde.

geyde
just ask me, the hosts, or maybe N.1 or possibly simon if you want a mechanical question answered
probably ask the hosts

thanks, it seemed to be getting too toxic, even for me.

hey geyde

You don’t even understand who you’re fucking dealing with. I have advanced degrees in statistics and computer science and I’ve created a simple program with an advanced algorithm that I’ve been working on for years. I have read and tracked over 600 forum mafia games, recording every fencesit, every association, every scumtell. I have over 50 documented, specific forms and versions of scumtells and towntells, and at this point I can just skim a thread and put it into my machine. I have reduced the cacophonous lies of forum mafia into a pure, beautiful mathematical formula, and it’s led me to literal hundreds of wins.

Why do I think you’re scum? I don’t even need to deign to think about you myself. Instead, I thought about how to create a program to know mathematically whether you are scum. I don’t even need to think about you, because my algorithm has determined that you’re scum to an 87% certainty. You cannot beat those numbers at this stage in the game. We’re talking about a mere 13% chance that you’re a town member so monumentally bad at this game that you fooled a computer program that has successfully identified over 500 unique mafia players as scum with over 96% accuracy. Your only defense, in other words, is that you are so naturally scummy that you are an outlier.

Whether you’re town or mafia, this is a message from mathematics – you are bad at this game. You have played so scummy that a perfectly objective process has labeled you as scum. Whether that makes you bad at playing your specific rolecard or bad in general, there is no question that behaving like scum means you have not performed well. Consider this a welcome wakeup call, as hundreds have before you: If a player decides you’re scum, it’s possible you just got unlucky, but if a computer program can be that certain of your alignment, there are some serious holes in your game, because it means you’re scum in an objective sense, rather than a subjective one. For that reason, I’m willing to roll that die and take that 13% risk, because even if there’s a small chance you might be town, there’s not even a remote chance that you’re good.

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I’ve asked the hosts
They told me there were no moderrors

So either I say bastard game or there’s something entirely wrong going on

Ok
That’s a good copypasta

okay.

Why is Geyde scum anyway?

Vortox
Guarantees all mechanical info is incorrect. Good instantly loses if there is no execution at day.

We’ve basically confirmed it’s a vortox game, so…

his feedback on me is entirely impossible
that’s why
we need to execute him, iminently.