Well I wanted to meme nominate the ST but I can’t guarantee they all get nominated
/nominate Simon
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@Simon has been nominated by @Amelia!
Amelia can provide an accusation, Simon can provide a defense, people can vote on this nomination at any point for the rest of the day, yadda yadda.
/nominate Mist1422
Accusation
You don’t even understand who the fuck you’re dealing with. I have advanced degrees in statistics and computer science and I’ve created a simple program with an advanced algorithm that I’ve been working on for years. I have read and tracked over 600 forum mafia games, recording every fencesit, every association, every scumtell. I have over 50 documented, specific forms and versions of scumtells and towntells, and at this point I can just skim a thread and put it into my machine. I have reduced the cacophonous lies of forum mafia into a pure, beautiful mathematical formula, and it’s led me to literal hundreds of wins.
Why do I think you’re scum? I don’t deign to think about you myself. Instead, I thought about how to create a program to know mathematically whether you are scum. I don’t need to think about you, because my algorithm has determined that you are scum to an 87% certainty. You cannot beat those numbers at this stage in the game. We’re talking about a mere 13% chance that you are a town member so monumentally bad at this game that you fooled a computer program that has successfully identified over 500 unique mafia players as scum with over 96% accuracy. Your only defense, in other words, is that you are so naturally scummy that you’re an outlier.
Whether you’re town or mafia, this is a message from mathematics – you are bad at this game. You have played so scummy that a perfectly objective process has labeled you as scum. Whether that makes you bad at playing your specific rolecard or bad in general, there is no question that behaving like scum means you have not performed well. Consider this a welcome wakeup call, as hundreds have before you: If a player decides you’re scum, it’s possible you just got unlucky, but if a computer program can be that certain of your alignment, there are some serious holes in your game, because it means you’re scum in an objective sense, rather than a subjective one. For that reason, I’m willing to roll that die and take that 13% risk, because even if there’s a small chance you might be town, there’s not even a remote chance that you’re good.
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@Mistyx has been nominated by @katze!
Katze can provide an accusation, Mist can provide a defense, people can vote on this nomination at any point for the rest of the day, yadda yadda.
Hellooo my sister was making french fries at 2 in the morning now I can’t sleep. Where we at with the game?
the mean town want to exile me
i think im at L-1 or L-2
uhh, we’re nominating four people as per wazza
rn simon and chemist are nominated the other 2 aren’t
i think the other 2 are both town but thats just me
I say as the ruler of Da World, Katze will be spared and if you are mafia you must say “I am mafia”.
There’s context. Alice/Simon was sorta shady beforehand to me and now KyoDaz claims to have mech info likely implicating them. Plus we haven’t had anyone purposely scummy so far so KyoDaz, if telling the truth, is likely in a thunderdome with Simon.
It’s not that it’s just the whole premise if someone saw that but didn’t know anything about the circumstances. Like if they didn’t know we were playing forum mafia and stuff
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