DAMN I KNEW IT
Can’t even be mad, I love getting rick rolled.
One person in this chat right now has the beans
Shut. You don’t have the beans.
Respect
No autocorrect did me over.
So you say it a lot?
No.
Blame my best friend for it.
Who’s your best friend?
Donald trump. I told you about the dinner I had with him in 2016
Oh you did, that makes us enemies.
I prepare all my jokes years in advance.
I was friends with General Suleimani, and you killed him over a twitter post!
Actually, I was the second person to like the offending post.
I’m blameless.
Everyone, Magnus is turning us against eachother. If not, some of you are just assholes. We must band together and deal with the main threat.
Hail, this is not Twitter.
By fighting eachother, your forking everyone over, including yourself.
#VoteBossForPresident.
#HailForPresident!