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/check if hes crossing his fingers

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Can I sum up Simon in one scenario?

sure

Curiosity kill the cat.

In a universe where both Hail and Simon were kidnapped by Jigsaw, Simon holds the information that can saves hailโ€™s life.

Jigsaw: โ€œHello Hail, Hello Simon. I canโ€™t be bothered writing out a entire script so Iโ€™ll cut to the chase, thereโ€™s a bomb attached to Hailโ€™s chest. Hail is tied to the seat and the bomb can only be deactivated with a code, a code that Simon possesses. Let the game begins.โ€
A retarded laugh echoed throughout the room.

Hail was noticeably stressed, a 30 second countdown timer began.
โ€œSimon, input the code into the bomb! The paper with the code on it is by the exit behind you!

Simon walked over to collect the paper, he walked to hail and said.
โ€œI got the code, but I think itโ€™s best if I control all the information. I know youโ€™ve been open to me in the past, but itโ€™s best Iโ€™m the epicentre of all information that cycles through this misc. Iโ€™m sure youโ€™ll be fine, and be sure to tell me about the source boxes after your finished in here.โ€

Simon walked out of the room through the exit, 20 seconds later there was a bang.

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hey!
i tend to not kill people if i can avoid it!
i would have inputted the code at least to deactivate the bomb.
oh, you mean i was supposed to undo your restraints too?

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Youโ€™d probably just change the timer to an hour and interrogate him.

no!
id disarm it and tell him that he can trust me, as if iโ€™d wanted him dead i wouldโ€™ve done exactly that, and coerce the information out of him

And if he didnโ€™t tell you?

try, try again

โ€œAlright Hail bombs going back on.โ€

โ€œOkay Simon, your smarter than me and I trust you.โ€

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(For maximum realism)

Read my profile description, itโ€™s very important.

Dammit itโ€™s to long, Iโ€™ll copy and paste it instead.

Reporter: โ€œWhy should your right to freedom of speech trump a trans-gendered persons right not be offended?โ€

Me: โ€œWell because I think in order to find the truth people have to risk being offensive, I mean look at the conversation weโ€™re having right now. Your certainly willing to risk offending me in the pursuit of truth, this conversation has been rather uncomfortable, why should you have the right to do that?โ€

Reporter: F R O L I C

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is that an actual quote or did you write it?

@Emilia i seeeee you :upside_down_face:

Whoโ€™s Emilia?

imagine hesitating to kill