I like your face
I like your face
FACE
LOCK FACE
If you find a ship named Titanic II, should you sail it?
probably not
yes
global warming has rendered the titanic truly invincible
i never said i was smart
ah yes, the phenomenon of synonyms
cottage in the forest vs cabin in the woods
butt dial vs booty call
etc
Thanks for being so patient, hereโs the coffee you requested!
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your toxic cuppa joey
weโll make a twisted cupโa java mocha latte with the goop for you jack, jack, jack, ja-
Hey Mr. Business How do you How do you How do you dooooo?
Weโll make a double for you!
(Hey Mr. Business!)
And weโll bring it right up!~
Shudders while remembering LEGO Movie
its actually a song my sleep-dazed brain thought of (as in remembered) from seeing that
typed the lyrics from memory tho, so im pretty happy with it
Maths is racist because it was used to count slaves
Walking the dogs is racist, because itโs oppressive to the human race. Iโm currently suffering from racism in the form of having to walk the dogs right now, contact 666 666 666 to donate an honourable 3000 dollars to put an end to walking the dogs racism today!
Notice how nobody has liked the song?
well that was fun
donโt think iโll be doing that again though
No more combat?
no more getting grenades thrown at me