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I like your face

:joy_cat: :joy_cat: :joy_cat:

FACE
LOCK FACE

If you find a ship named Titanic II, should you sail it?

probably not

yes
global warming has rendered the titanic truly invincible

2 Likes

i never said i was smart

ah yes, the phenomenon of synonyms
cottage in the forest vs cabin in the woods
butt dial vs booty call
etc

Thanks for being so patient, hereโ€™s the coffee you requested!

:coffee: + :pill:

...get your cup of poisoned coffee

your toxic cuppa joey
weโ€™ll make a twisted cupโ€™a java mocha latte with the goop for you jack, jack, jack, ja-
Hey Mr. Business How do you How do you How do you dooooo?
Weโ€™ll make a double for you!
(Hey Mr. Business!)
And weโ€™ll bring it right up!~

Shudders while remembering LEGO Movie

its actually a song my sleep-dazed brain thought of (as in remembered) from seeing that
typed the lyrics from memory tho, so im pretty happy with it

Maths is racist because it was used to count slaves

Walking the dogs is racist, because itโ€™s oppressive to the human race. Iโ€™m currently suffering from racism in the form of having to walk the dogs right now, contact 666 666 666 to donate an honourable 3000 dollars to put an end to walking the dogs racism today!

Notice how nobody has liked the song?

well that was fun

donโ€™t think iโ€™ll be doing that again though

No more combat?

no more getting grenades thrown at me