[Misc] Forum Battle Royale - Round 25 (1/10) - Jane is the victor!

[Jane]

Pick me so I can have a quadruple kill

[Zone_Q11]

Also, I just realized that Katana is the most broken weapon. It has 20 charges, but since it only has Range 0, they will never be spent unless their uses misses.
In other words, it’s either a 60% 5 DMG Range 0 attack, or a 40% wasted charge.
On average, that gives it 60 damage total over the entirety of its use…

[Zone_Q11]

Jane, you forgot something. There is another entity that can kill me before you can.

[Jane]

If you mean Intensify, they’ll be dead before they can even attack you.

If you mean the forcefield, then I’ll be sad.

[Zone_Q11]

@Jane

If you mean the forcefield, then I’ll be sad.

“Your sadness is my happiness.”
– Schadenfreude

As long as I get an achievement, I will do it.
Also, this prevents you from getting a quadruple kill, and instead puts you on the same level as Aelin at most.

If Intensify suicides as well, then you’d become a Marluxion-level Killer, but at least you would still win the game.

[Jane]

Fine, then I’ll kill you before the forcefield can

@Intensify you’re safe for now.

[Zone_Q11]

…erm, Jane.
I already locked my actions.

[Jane]

So?

You can’t die this turn, unless you’re at… 7 or less HP.

[Zone_Q11]

…I may or may not have stepped on a Land Mine after I got shot by a point-blank Shotgun.

[Jane]

So… I don’t get to have a quadruple kill?

[Jane]

Zone, where exactly in the Force Field are you going?

[Zone_Q11]

No.

[Zone_Q11]

I mean… why would I go to any other direction than East?

[Jane]

What I meant was whether you stopped at the edge or kept going?

[Zone_Q11]

There is no rule that says I have to stop at the edge, now is there?

[Jane]

I guess I’m going after @Intensify first after all.

[Intensify]

You’ll never take me alive

[Jane]

Don’t you dare run into the Forcefield! I will chase you.

[Intensify]

Oh but you’re only 6 tiles away from me, you’ll never get me >:(

[Jane]

Aren’t you at (8, 13)?

That’s… not 6 tiles away.