[MISC] Superfight - Round 6, Phase 2 - CANNED

[DatBird]

Hows ur day been?

[Cheeki]

@GGhana

You say dinos in the society that doesn’t exist would be paladins? In the society that doesn’t exist that includes rhinos the rhinos are wizards

Show me the rhino wizards.
I’ve shown you how Dinos were the paladins/knights of their ancient society, negating the requirement to cast the spell.

[GGhana]

Cheeki has lost

[Geyde]

stressful
I had a cool hour and a half long discussion about how fucked society is

[GGhana]

Show me the dinosaur paladins.

[Geyde]

that’s not a question

[DatBird]

it truly is

[GGhana]

look this entire thing is just a huge circlejerk and I desperately want it to end

[Cheeki]

Ghana is extrapolating wizardry from the word ‘rhino’
whereas I’m extrapolating from my dinos CASTING MAGIC

[GGhana]

this is literally just a popularity contest and I want out so bad aaaaaaa

[GGhana]

How is shoot a synonym for cast

[DatBird]

@EliThePsycho

Cheeki has selected a T-Rex

but there’s 50 OF THEM

with the random attribute THEY SHOOT BLINDING LIGHT FROM HANDS

@Cheeki

Alright

My T-Rexes can shoot BLINDING LIGHT. Now pay special attention to the fact that it is BLINDING LIGHT, capitalized.
The card makes it explicitly clear we aren’t speaking about ordinary physical blinding light, like a flashlight or the sun. It is specifically capitalized like a proper noun.

Which is why I present to you :

This is clearly what the card is referring to, otherwise it would simply be ‘THEY SHOOT blinding light FROM HANDS’. Unless you somehow want to prove it’s not.

Now there are 50 T-Rexes, each capable of casting BLINDING LIGHT. Nothing states they have to shoot their BLINDING LIGHT at the rhino or the twins even.

49 of the dinos cast their BLINDING LIGHT on one T-Rex, increasing the T-REX’s attack speed by 1225%.
The T-Rex, with it’s insane attack speed buff, tears the rhino and both of the twins into ribbons IN SECONDS.

(And if somehow, the rhino or the twin manages to kill this BEAST, I have 49 left, who will simply buff another of their brethen, albeit to 1220% attack speed, and attack once more. At that point even if we leave up to pure probability, the rhino and the twin will eventually die and a T-Rex will be left standing NO MATTER WHAT!)

@Geyde do u think cheekis case holds water?

[GGhana]

I’m done playing around.

Cheeki how is shoot a synonym for cast.

[Cheeki]

@GGhana

How is shoot a synonym for cast

semantics, I refuse to argue this

but I’ll humor you for one post, if I cast a stone from a catapult, did I shoot it?

[DatBird]

Gghana would u say a wizard can cast fireball?

[GGhana]

@Cheeki

if I cast a stone from a catapult, did I shoot it?

you can’t cast a stone from a catapult

[Cheeki]

yes you can

[Geyde]

okay
what’s a 100 story rhino look like

is it 100 stories by 100 stories by 100 stories

[GGhana]

@Cheeki

semantics, I refuse to argue this

100 stories actually means larger than the entire universe

your dinos are now dead

arguing otherwise is semantics

[DatBird]

Eli said the card specifies only 100 stories tall, not wide, or depth